My Naughty, Dirty, Special Funk Pudding Is Nearly Ready

Did my very first t injection today

Going all willy-nilly on that dick

They’re playing some fire ass Italian music in this Olive Garden bathroom

Stop calling it women’s healthcare stop calling it women’s healthcare stop calling it women’s healthcare stop calling it women’s healthcare stop calling it women’s healthcare

A possible Pink pony club cover by me:

Big boner club

I wanna keep on dancing at the big boner club

I wanna keep on dancing on that big morning wood

I wanna keep on dancing at the big boner club

Big boner club

*I play the guitar with my sick ass cock*

76 years ago I burnt down the White House and nobody noticed.

on tumblr people will say "yeah i've got 7 mental illnesses" then call you schizo for the most mundane symptoms and on reddit people will say "i'm a slightly awkward introvert" and you go to their profile to see their post history and they have mental health issues you didn't know god could create

i was today years old when i learned that you can rub your crotch until something really good happans

feels weird being like. yeah i think boobs and ass and penis are cool, no i do not want to physically interact sexually with a person, but also i'll like platonically honk your boob or hog or whatever with the same level of seriousness as like giving you a high five