Obama WILLhave Sex With Me

I’ve been spam emailing and subscribing him to every mailing list I can think of and I found out he was already subscribed to the Trevor project ??

I'ma just leave these here for like... *Cough* Research purposes and such.

i was today years old when i learned that you can rub your crotch until something really good happans

calling someone or groups of people “narcissists” says way more about you than about anyone else

TikTok has finally gone down 😔✊

on tumblr people will say "yeah i've got 7 mental illnesses" then call you schizo for the most mundane symptoms and on reddit people will say "i'm a slightly awkward introvert" and you go to their profile to see their post history and they have mental health issues you didn't know god could create

the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.

if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.

I want you to leave me at the bottom of a deep, long abandoned well with a viscous and diseased poisonous snake and then slowly fill the well with water

peace and love on Earth..

You’re like a little ant I’m gonna put you in my toothbrush so you think you’re stuck in the woods but everyone will know that you aren’t and they’ll laugh at you