Severeballoonknot - The Pee-pee Poo-poo Man

fuck everyone who's started saying the r slur again i hate you and i hope your life falls apart and you die alone

What if a bird flies up my ass what do I do then do I just have to go to the er and fart it back out or something you think I have the money for that you swine you liberal commie fraud I salute whichever man puts an end to this pansy pussy popping pageant.

Creamy dinner:phallic breakfast

i have a having a nice time kink the warmth of a friend's laughter fetish i'm a smile slut a kindness dump

Dark Gabe

Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.

“Yes, Captain America has LEGS!”

losing isn't enough i want emilia perez to be shot in the street like a dog

I just think it would be so awesome sauce if there was a secret underground commune hidden under an old abandoned subway system that were born without feet and only drank horse milk but sadly this is only a hypothetical PURELY FICTIONAL. DO NOT look for the commune it DOES NOT EXIST and if you try to find it you’ll look really silly and everyone will point and laugh!!! Again not real

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

sorry to have to tell you this but if a stranger comes to your inbox or slides in your DMs asking you for your money with some sob story, no matter how tragic and convincing the story is, they are a scammer — especially if the story is obviously copied and pasted, formatted in the exact same way as the other 100 bots in your inbox