I Drew A Silly Little Picture For Fun...

Woah, wait- they did WHAT?!

For real?! That's odd! Are they changing things, planning on changing things, or is something else entirely going on?

I think I smell either a conspiracy or a change to the lore! Not sure which would be better...then again, Sonic does sound older...I thought it was because he finally hit puberty, but maybe they've aged him up? He'd still be too young for this stuff even if they made him 20 tbh...

Gah! I don't know! What's even happening anymore?!

Hey, has it ever clicked for anyone that Sonic is literally a child? I know some people usually go "teenagers aren't kids, they're basicly younger grown-ups!" But like, that's absolutly not true? Teenagers ARE kids! They're older, they're on the road of BECOMING adults, but they AREN'T!

The point being, I can't even IMAGINE what kind of messed up trauma riddled mind Sonic has at this point. Just- the childhood trauma I've had has been enough to eff me up real bad, imagine what all the stuff SONIC has been through has done to him!

And I know; I know that Japan has a thing with idolizing children that behave maturely and/or takes on a bunch of responsibility, but still! He's been 15 years old for, what, 20 years? And he's been through hell and back and fought several gods and always been the one to stand strong and never give up! Imagine the mental and emotional toll!

As a kid I always thought "wow! Sonic is so cool and mature!" And now as a 21 year old I just get an intense parental need to just- get him therapy and protect him from the world. It's kinda scary how many emotions and instincts media can trigger, actually!

And I know that it'd be pointless to protect him from a lore standpoint; he's more powerful than some human nobody ever would be, but I just-

He's 15 YEARS OLD you guys!

A kid!

And that realisation hit me like a freight train a couple of months ago, and it re-hit me after playing Sonic Frontiers!

Update:

The physics gods finaly granted me mercy! I hope I won't need it for Ares Island...

For the Special Koco at level 1-7;

MAY THE PHYSICS BE IN YOUR FAVOUR!

BECAUSE IT SURE HASN'T BEEN IN MINE!

Ok, so I had a near-death experience at 4 AM this morning, (I nearly choked to death, -100/10 would not recommend,) and I nearly choked again just an hour or so ago? So yeah, I'm not gonna promise anything unless I'm SURE I'll survive.

Before anyone asks: I've been to the semi-emergency ward already, recieved medicine, and I'm taking said medicine. I just made the dumbass mistake of trying to hack up this goddamned mucus too soon.

You know what? As soon as I'm no longer sick I'm gonna go on an ADVENTURE! Go outside, take some pictures, drink some tea, that kind of stuff!

"It's not a crime if you don't actually do it"

-The brilliant sentence that popped up in my head when I was trying to write some dialogue.

Say something minor (insignificant, because this is supposed to be FUN,) that a Transformers cartoon did worse than the G1 cartoon.

I'll go first: in Transformers Cyberverse they Nerfed Shockwaves Boob

Why is Gwen yelling you ask? I have no clue. I just kinda did a thing.

The promised better ones! (The one that...hopefully ends up under the cut has some blood...it’s not all that gruesome, but some people are more squeemish than others, and I don’t wanna ruin anyone’s day...)

Like I said; not all that gruesome. But still; better safe than sorry, right?

GUYS! SONIC FRONTIERS!

IT'S GOOD!!!

Take it from me who's played 9.5 hours of it on Steam! Not for everyone, certainly not from the pricetag, but it's SO FUN!!!

I even set all the speed settings to full (which affects the plattforming a lot less than I thought it would honestly,) and it feels GREAT! It feels FAST! Combine that with the full-rings boost and infinite boost? SPEED INCARNATE!!!

And I don't think I need to say it, but the music is amazing!

9.5 hours into the game and I say it's a clear 10/10 in fun factor so far! Highly recomend it for speedsters and speed-demons!

I've done (almost) nothing but play Sonic Frontiers since it came out. It's SO GOOD! I beat it today, and I'm both happy I had the experience and sad that it's over. Sure, I can (and will) replay it, but still! I have difficulties playing games for long periods of time, as I tend to get bored by even my favourite games after a while. But not this one! Think its actually gotta be my favourite game!

Lookth at me I does copy-pathe! Bluh bluh bluh...

But yeah. I did use copy-paste. But, hey! I’m at least transparent about it! Good for me!