Jackieboy Man: You Were Drunk Last Night.

Therapist: Alright, what do we say when we get anxious?

Chase: My anxiety is chronic but my ass is iconic.

Therapist: No.

Me and my sister do this all the time. She'll be at her friends house, i'll call her and yell "ALL RIGHT, what do we say when we get anxious??" and she'll go " my anxiety is chronic, but my ass is iconic" and all I hear in the background is laughter

Chase: [crashing into Marvin's room]

Chase: THE OPPOSITE OF FIREFLIES IS WATERFALLS.

Marvin: no it isn’t– oH MY GOD

Schneep: What are the hardest things to say?

Marvin: I was wrong.

Jackieboy Man: I need help.

Chase: Worcestershire sauce.

Money Susie. Follow the scent of brokeness

Reblogging because fuck the Nazis

Chase: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and

Schneep: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.

Chase: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said

Schneep: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.

i don't know if you can put pictures in tags so i did this instead.

you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them

This is poetic.

Memes And Laughs

Chase: Fuck, I want to die!

Schneep: Language!

Chase, deadpanned: Heckity heck I want death.