@0-my-secret-blog-0 I LOVE YOU DEAR FELLOW FREAKY CITIZEN

Tummy... tummy hurty...

Ate ghost pebber chees

And double serving of sugar free candy

Farted like crazy for an hour then expelled sloppy shit into the toilet uhnnhghghnn

Tummy burning... hurts.. so good~

Have some more :)

Don’t fart yet, you’re doing amazing

had another snack, and I'll be having dinner soon

Thanks anon ;)

partner story

warning for farts!!

We went out to eat together for Christmas and stuffed ourselves with fast food before walking back. On the way back, they turn to me mid-ramble and say "it's a shame we're not home, I just farted a lot ;3" ghnhgrsgfjjgkjjggffh 🥵🥵🥵

I've also gotten a little bolder about farting on them for my pleasure, and I got the urge while we prepped for typical nsughty time :3

I stuck my ass in their face, gently holding their head to my butt, then let rip a long bubbly one I'd been purposely holding in since we left >:3c needless to say, they were impressed

Why not 😌

made a version of this meme for this side of tumblr :33

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Ooh what was for dinner? Something cheesy and full of fiber and protein, perhaps? Something that will make you bloat until you feel like an overinflated beach ball, taut and tight and and and and

I finished more of an afternoon snack??? Kinda

I went out with some friends for very rich creamy coffee and greasy salty fries

My tummy is so bloated tho... My farts are so warm and stink sooo bad~ 🥵 I really need to poop but I wanna hold it longer... I'm so used to actually being regular haha

Very hot imagery btw anon 😳🥵

Reblog to burp sensually in previous's face :3

Long time lurker. Finally decided today to take a laxative since I love the idea of desperation and wet farts but almost never get either. I did chocolate ex lax and then ate dinner and some snacks. If you're interested I can send you an update. Fingers crossed we get some action soon.

oooo thx for sharing! I'd love an update on how your tummy is doing~

Woaaahhh 😳 im proud :3c

yesterday was thanksgiving and i definitely enjoyed myself. i didn’t eat breakfast, and i could tell my belly wasn’t too happy about that. i could feel it growl and rumble as i refused to eat and lay back down before getting ready for the day.

once i got to my family’s house where the food was, i immediately had a croissant that was leftover from the breakfast that they had. i ate half of a gummy and started helping get everything ready while i waited for it to kick in. even though my belly was quiet, i could feel how empty it was and all i could think about was filling it up.

finally after another hour or so, the food was ready. i had to get someone else’s food ready for them before mine, and my belly was not happy about that. i could feel myself even getting a bit hangry, so i knew i had to eat soon. i loaded my plate with all of the sides i like, grabbed a soda, and dug in. i finished the first plate really fast which is unlike me. i’m usually such a slow eater, but i was super hungry. the next plate didn’t go down quite as fast. i could feel my belly starting to swell. but i knew i had to have dessert. it’s my favorite part of every meal, but especially during thanksgiving. i cut myself one slice of pecan pie, and one slice of sweet potato pie. i slowly ate them both as my belly continued to grow. i laid back on the couch, finally satisfied with the meal i had consumed. but no matter how much i tried to stay away, i kept eating hawaiian rolls. at first it was 2, then 4. the next thing i knew, by the end of the night, i had 10 rolls. they were just so good i couldn’t stop eating them. then someone cut the cake, so i had to have a slice of that too. i also had 2 sodas, a huge bottle of water, apple juice, and wine. my belly had not been that full in months. i ended the night with another piece of cake. i couldn’t help myself even though i knew my belly would be unhappy today. it felt like i couldn’t stop eating. i just wanted more and more. i could feel and hear the food digesting, gurgling and churning as i added more food to my overstuffed belly.

as soon as i woke up today i could tell i had a bellyache. all of the food from yesterday digested and sitting in my lower belly. i’ve tried rubbing it, but i still don’t feel that well. even as my belly aches from all the food and drinks i put in it yesterday, i can’t stop thinking about the leftovers i packed to bring home with me. maybe a little bit of food won’t hurt…right?

ExLax anon from earlier. Not much is happening, but it just hit your six. The suspension is getting to me but I feel like it's going to be so worth the wait.

Certainly hot to hear anon~ 🥵 gotta love the tension of a big mess just up against your hole

Thx for sharing!