I'm bored Tumblr!
Send me some copro/eprocto shenanigans to embark on (within reason)
I already have to poop, definitely gonna hold that in tho
Can't wait to be all bloated and full of warm heavy poop~
Hey everyone!
I'm so sorry my blog has been so dead, it's a mix of laziness and education π« but I figured I should let you all know ....
During the past two days, I've had an unholy amount of rich hearty and fried foods, and I havent pooped since Friday π₯΄ I can't promise much due to being incredibly busy, but I'm going to try to hold until this Thursday or Friday and try to release in public if I can!
Also sorry about my askbox my mental capacity is very low ugh π« π
imagine me making a cream based soup for dinner two nights ago then appreciating how loud my fianceβs stomach and farts and trips to the bathroom were all night/the following morning..
imagine me currently standing at the washing machine starting laundry and pulling out a pair of boxers with very clear tangible physical evidence of .. more than a shart.. more than a skidmark.. like.. iβm gonna have to rinse this in the sink, before i toss it in the laundry. usually its just a discoloration but thereβs a SUBSTANCE here.
help im so turned on for WHAT REASON?? and heβd be SO embarrassed if i said something about it, thank fuck heβs not home. iβm gonna have to get the vibrator out π΅βπ«π΅βπ«π΅βπ«
< 3 love, π anon
oh π³π₯΅ I guess that soup was a winner huh? π₯΄ what a lovely present to stumble across, especially after all the gas and toilet trips the day before. I wonder which fart did him in? ππ΅βπ«
feel like I should tell Tumblr about some fun my partner and I had π
We spent the weekend in together and I bought fiber soda and sugar free candy to enjoy the aftermath. I drank two sodas and 1.5 servings of maltitol candy so I was super gassy.
It suddenly hit while we were playing a game and I wanted to hold it in until we got to bed (bc bedtime sex and bigger farts ofc) but I had to empty some liquid into the toilet between rounds π³
Anyway holding it led to it getting stuck and so I ended up whining to them about my bloated gassy tummy π₯Ί We tried a bunch of different positions and lots of belly rubs, and after like 10 minutes and a good squeeze, I let out a few loud bursts of gas right onto their crotch π₯΅π₯΄ The farts were so warm under the covers and they said they could smell it... They degraded me (which I love when it comes to my eprocto kink), and called me a stinky disgusting little slut~ π₯΅π¦β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
I proceeded to absolutely deflate into their lap as they grinded against my butt and spanked me and told me how foul it smelled and how loud and long they were good god I could cum just thinking about it π¦π¦π¦
They're my favorite I love them so so soo sooo much
idk if itβs just me but hearing big plops when someone takes a fat dump just π©
you're absolutely correct. good time for me to mention - the toilet I've got currently is like super eco friendly so the water level is low in the bowl when you sit down. and let me tell you, I've dropped some sizeable logs in that thing and the fall distance makes it sound like I'm pinching off rocks π³ like if you've never had the experience of taking a satisfying shit and hearing a plunk echo off the toilet walls, it's suuuuper horny π₯΄π₯΅
Sorry everyone that I dropped off for a day!
I got a sudden sinus infection, I feel fine now but I had to take a little time to rest
On the bright side, I still haven't pooped ;)
I'm soo bloated, I feel all heavy and uncomfy... But it feels so sinfully good being so full~~~
I didn't eat very much yesterday, but I'll be eating more later, don't worry!
Ohh gosh but I can feel it fermenting inside me... im letting out bubbly wet farts that vibrate against my crotch and π€€π₯΄π₯΅
I might have to let it out soon for my health, but I'll try for a little longer ;) thanks for your patience and excitement everyone!
It is official I am doing!! My very first official hold on record!!!
Ate psyllium husk, 3 big servings of baked pasta with an ungodly deliciously sinful amount of cheese, abd topped that thang off with more psyllium husk
The left of my colon feels a little full, but this is only the beginning. I'll update in the coming days, send me your encouragements and food ideas!
Perhaps I can be convinced to eat a little sugar free candy for extra gas who knows π
Hehehehe now my mistakes can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN!!!!
ExLax anon from earlier. Not much is happening, but it just hit your six. The suspension is getting to me but I feel like it's going to be so worth the wait.
Certainly hot to hear anon~ π₯΅ gotta love the tension of a big mess just up against your hole
Thx for sharing!
It recently came to my attention that a lot of people, even those who frequently use condoms, don't know that you need to pinch the tip when you put one on or don't know why!
Leaving air in the tip will cause it to expand (and maybe break) when ejaculation happens. Also, air in the condom makes it more likely for the ejaculation to push the air down the condom and make it slip off.
Share to save someone from a condom breakage!
Eat all the yummy yummy shame corn also 18+ minors and pedos n zoos n all dni also I'm taken this is just a kink blog I'm here to kink broskis lemme kink Oh I should probably warn you, I'm into bellies and farts n scat. Yea I'm not too proud but I'm glad I have an accepting partner β€οΈ
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