90′s KING

Blowing a raspberry? Didn’t know you were freaky like that

All my emotions feel like explosions when you are around

Sonic Prime Season 2 episode 1 basically

Sunny Madison ☀️ from Rainbow High 🌈

YoU GUYS ARE FUCKING INSANE!!! ACTUAL GODAMN CREETENS FUCKING NEANDERTHALS!!! CRAWLED OUT THE DAMN DUMPSTER AND WAS RELATED TO THE PROM NIGHT DUMPSTER BABY FROM FUCKING FAMILY GUY!!! PROBABLY LOOKING LIKE A SPONGEBOB CLOSE UP SCENE, FUCKING FIBBERTIGIBBIT!!!!!! YOU'RE LUCKY I DONT GRAB MY CAR AND DRIVE YOU TO THE NEAREST MENTAL HOSPITAL IN MY AREA AND HELL THERE'S NOT A GOOD CHANCE THEY'D TAKE YOUR ASS, THEY WANT PEOPLE WHO CAN ACTUALLY BE FUCKING HELPED AND BETTER FOR SOCIETY WHAT THE FUCK EVEN ARE YOU GUYS!? LOOKIN' LIKE SLIMER FROM GHOSTBUSTERS FOR FUCK SAKES, WHY DO YOU GUYS COME ONTO THIS WEBSITE JUST TO POST THE MOST DEPLORABLE, HORRENDOUS, FLITHY BORDERLINE IRREDEEMABLE SHIT!!!!!!! WHY!!!! WHAT DO YOU GAIN!?!? MY TEARS???? IS THIS A KINK???? WHAT IS Y'ALLS PROBLEM!!!! STOPPPPP!!!!! I'M CURRENTLY IN FUCKING 100° HEAT EVERYDAY AND I WISH THE SUN WOULD GRANT ME A HEATSTROKE SO I CAN THROW UP FOR A VALID REASON INSTEAD OF TELLING MY MOTHER OLD FREDRA DURST "yes mommy I saw some gross people on Tumblr dot com and fucking evacuated my entire disgustive system" WHILE I FLUTTER MY EYE LASHES AND SPARKLES FORM AROUND ME!!! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!! I'M GONNA TOPPLE THE GODDAMN CORRUPT GOVERNMENT JUST TO BAN YOU SOME OF YOU MFS FROM OXOYGEN JUST YOU FUCKING WAIT!!! #FREDDURST2024 JUST YOU WAIT JACKASSES!!! I AM COMING!!! I AM FAST!!!!! EXPECT ME TO BE AT THE PRESIDENT'S CHAIR SOON FASTER THAN SOME OF Y'ALL CAN SAY THE WORD "SING" DID YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO OVER PRONOUNCEIATE G!? THAT'S SO DUMB!! FUCK THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE FOR THAT AND FOR GIVING SOME OF YOU MFS THE CHANCE TO EVEN MUMBLE OUT A WORD. TELL THE DAY YOU WILL HEAR MY NAME AND I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lagoona called someone a cunt canon and real

[Image ID by @skylightz: A lined paper with printed writing on it that says, "On one of my first days at Monster High, I used a word which in the down under is perfectly normal, but up here in the dry world is way, way offensive. I'm not gonna write it down here, it's that bad. Needless to say, I got in really hot water with Headmistress Bloodgood-my dad had to come in and explain the situation. I'm lucky I didn't get expelled! -Lagoona" End ID.]

[Second image ID: A picture of Miles O’Brien from Star Trek, with a caption that reads “Love and friendship with those you cherish, that’s what Star Trek is all about.”]

me every day logging onto tumblr dot com

“Last one there’s a rotten egg!”, I exclaim as I run through the woods, as fast as my body can muster, as though my life was on the line. But I know it’s not, my time on this earth was doomed from the moment I perceived it. I know I cannot escape it, and I know it will always be behind me. I laugh, because even with the horror that awaits me when I reach the edge of the trees, this is the only time life has had something defined in my future. What a terrible existence.

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