I Found Myself In A Spot Where I Had To Tell My Friend How Delicious These Smoked Oysters Were, I Had

I found myself in a spot where I had to tell my friend how delicious these smoked oysters were, I had to find a pic, and this amazing blog came up on Google. OP I hope those smoked oysters still hold up in ur opinion because imo they're amazing and I buy myself a pack everytime I stop in. Thank you for the service you have provided for the Dollarama shoppers community I greatly appreciate you and your acc.

d gourmet smoked oysters - $1.25

i did a review of these already but it was perhaps not as informative as my audience would expect. it communicated the feeling these oysters give me, but nothing more.

now i know you may be questioning the rationale behind purchasing something like smoked oysters from the dollar store. this does seem sketchy, but i have been buying these for about a year now and i am still alive. you really can’t beat $1.25 for 16 smoked oysters, which i know would indicate that there is something severely wrong with them. either they are perfectly fine to eat or the bad reaction is severely delayed. i’m taking my chances. if i die tomorrow as a result of eating these oysters, at least i will have died having known what incredible food the world is capable of.

these oysters give off #euphoricvibes. they are delightful and magnificent. they are everything a smoked oyster should be. they are a marvellous snack on saltines with a taste and texture fit for jesus christ himself, if jesus liked smoked oysters, and even if he didn’t, because THEY ARE THAT GOOD.

my only advice is not to eat these with dollarama-brand saltines, which i will be reviewing at a later date. also, watch out for “shell fragments”, as the package warns, as having oyster shell caught in your windpipe may slightly impact your enjoyment of them.

(also, i’m running out of products to review and my next grocery shopping won’t be for at least a week. expect a few days of silence. i’ll be back with a wonderful stash of products.)