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my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REBLOG IF YOU WATCHED WINX CLUB WHEN IT WAS ON 4KIDS

older siblings b like i hate u because mom made me do things before u were born and also because u are taller. younger siblings b like u are oppressing me by giving me a task. only children b like what the fuck is compromise, fuck you

The monster in your closet wants to FUCK. Don’t be scared of him, he respects consent.

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#being a dad in a galaxy far, far away is hard that’s why Han Solo bailed.