I Love Him So Mch

Ace Markey with a Southern accent that slips is canon in my heart!

And you know Arei and Whit blast Ace every time his accent slips!

Last night's dream. If I have to experience this weed-induced acid trip, so do you.

Someone decided to commit a murder with poison to make it less likely to get caught. Poisoned the basket of apples, as you do. David ate one and within seconds went down dramatically in front of everyone.

Except instead of killing him, it did the Snow White "sleeping death" thing. He wasn't dead, he was just in a magic coma. MonoTV as usual made a mistake and instead of giving the class belladonna gave them whatever kind of poison that is.

The class spent 10 minutes staring at David collapsed on the floor trying to figure out what to do. He's not dead, so no trial, but he won't wake up either unless they can find his true love to kiss him. Whit made the obvious joke the true love was Xander who already bit the big one, "so RIP David, I guess."

The choices are either have everyone kiss David to see what happens (rejected by everyone for fear someone's kiss will be so rancid it kills David and makes that person the blackened), or commit to the bit, put him in a glass coffin, and let this nonsense cause chaos on the outside.

Last thing that happened before waking up was Teruko sitting bedside with David during the 3-6 business weeks it takes to get a glass coffin without help of Amazon, and talking about how her bad luck will have this reversed by the next trial. The universe will not let her catch a break and let a trial run smoothly, therefore David will be fine.

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Tetro fic staring Chiba Airi!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64723225

I got the Pokémon DLC for Christmas and was playing through the Ursaluna Quest when I went ‘oh sh*t’ because.

THEY USE THE HISUI BATTLE MUSIC!!!!

And let those who lived longer than they should’ve mourn.

Let Faruzan stare at Sumeru city, comparing it to the one she once knew. Faruzan should struggle dealing with how things have changed. She should search for records of her friends, her classmates, and even just acquaintances in order to learn what happened to them. Faruzan cries at night over the loved ones who died thinking they would never see them again. Let her blame herself for not solving that puzzle quick enough.

Let Olaf from Mondstaht confuse people for his friends from decades ago. Let all his jokes fall flat because they only made before anyone was born. Let him be awkward around Diona and Draff, the kin he lives with, who don’t really know him and only took him in out of pity and his connection to him through blood. Let him be terrified of the cold and ice and snow, because he doesn’t want to wake up in a different time again. Let him wake up in a Springvale that’s comfortably familiar yet terrifying foreign to him at the same time. Let him rely on the bottle to drown out his misery, ignoring the displeasure of his great great… Diona when he does so. Let him find comfort in a well dressed bard who gets his jokes, who understands his stories like he was there, who has wisdom well beyond his years, who feels like an dream when he wakes up the next morning, hangover hitting him hard.

Let those characters find each other one day, and share a drink as they can relate to each other’s struggles. Let them understand how they miss the world they had left behind, and are constantly reminded of every day. Let Faruzan and Olaf mourn together.

let immortal characters in genshin be horrifying. they're not human and people should recognize that!! it's way more interesting if they don't feel normal

venti forgets to breathe, sometimes. he doesn't need to - he is the air around them. his eyes are just a little too vivid if you look at him directly. he doesn't bleed when he should and he doesn't sleep, either.

xiao stays away from liyue harbor. he doesn't want to corrupt them with his karma, and he doesn't want to frighten them, either. he knows what he looks like: too-gold eyes with too-slitted pupils, ears too pointed and fangs too sharp to be human. if you look at him in the corner of your eye, black and green and red dance across his skin and reach out to you.

ei has never learned to be human. her eyes are blinding and electricity crackles over her skin. the puppet she inhabits has too-smooth skin, porcelain clear and cold to the touch. she moves too quickly, too sharply, like a bolt of lightning that cannot slow down.

zhongli forgets human customs. he speaks of events from thousands of years ago like they were yesterday and talks in long-dead languages. to be under his gaze while solidifying a contract is to feel the weight of millennia upon your back. he makes no sound when he walks and yet his steps can shake the ground.

Im not too sure about Makoto being the kind boy you make him out to be. In the prologue when he first meets Taka, he thinks, "This guy is...kind of annoying."

i really do appreciate the absolute tonal whiplash from how thh centers around the kindest, sweetest, friendliest boy who sees the good in everyone . and sdr2 introduces the ultimate hater

Second kitty

A little au I cooked up where Giyu gets isekaied to Paldea and joins Team Star after Ortega's Hatterene attacked him. After Team Star disbands, he gets a job as a P.E. Teacher at Uva academy and ends up going to Kitakami as a chaperone, where he catches "Urokodaki" and "Tsutako"

He names all his Pokemon after people he cares about.

and summore