Oh my God??? The Dawnshard gave Rysn the Breath???????? There’s truly just so much Warbreaker in this series.
I also went ahead and drew my 5e character, Solace! I gave them a whole new haircut and re-placed their scars and such! I think they look pretty great!
oh!!! Eeee!!!! A Seon!!!!! Elantris reference oh my god!!!!!!
Eeeeeee!!!!! She’s doing the awakened cloak thing to wrap around and strengthen herself!!! Heck yeah heck yeah so COOL!!!!
Oh that’s Vivenna.
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Okay Googled her to see what she looked like again and got confirmation on accident lmfao. Hellllllll yes, so she managed to awaken a sword fully? Proud of her! Suuuuper curious what her command was!!! Aaaaa this is so exciting.
Dawnshard time!!!
The Sleepless are soooooo coooooollllllllll!!!!!! Yes yes yes bugggsssss
You know, the Liberal Woke mob is going *too* far. They’re actually changing the history books!!! Yeah. That’s right.
You know Beowulf? Now *her* name is Beowolfcut. That’s right, they made the strongest king into a butch queen.
But they didn’t stop there. Gilgamesh is now *Girl*gamesh! And Enkidu? They’re now Enkidu!!!
And you know King Arthur? They’re now *Non-Binary Conforming Monarch* Arthur. And instead of pulling a sword from a stone, they pulled an pumpkin spice latte from the abortion clinic!?!
But it gets worse. They’re coming after America *itself.* Amerigo Vespucci is now Americunt Vespcoochie!!!! And… you guessed it, they’re going to rename the continents in *her* honor!!
This may seem unreal… but this is the future… or well, *past* that awaits you…
WHAT THE FUCK
oh my gosh I love this random cobbler so much and I’ve known him for- maybe five minutes. I love him so much.
Oh hey Actual God appeared and he gave you a funny coat and some guns. This means we’ve hit the Sanderlanche.
there’s a website where you put in two musicians/artists and it makes a playlist that slowly transitions from one musician’s style of music to the other’s
it’s really fun
Shadows of Self Spoilers
She’s wearing Lessie’s face… and knew in intricate detail how she “died”. She was either Bloody Tan… or Lessie herself. I am. I am confident Lessie was a Kandra the whole time. It fits her hatred of being manipulated by Harmony… maybe she actually loved him? Maybe she didn’t want to lose the life they lived at the time. Maybe she was forced to go along with Sazed’s plans and lost her favorite face… and that broke her. Fuck, please if I’m right I’m going to be irreparable.