Oh My God I'm Ruined

I feel like shouto would love the cuecumber salad boy, especially because he's got the cold noddle series now,, like my boy can't cook for shit so if he ever found out that you could dump a whole load of shit into a tub and shake it to make a whole dish he'd be over the moon

Eraserhead straight out of yuuei gets picked up by the hpsc for a 'special program' since he doesn't want to work under an agency, and his quirk is so applicable, the power to take power from others.

A mercenary, essentially. The hpsc want 'train' him to be a hired gun. Shouta, out of his head, depressed over Shirakumo, and having cut contact w his friends, accepts.

After years of having the blood of people he can't remember on his hands, after being what is, at its simplest form, a government pawn, shouta sees sense. He calls Mic, who is now top 50 in japan, popular radio host, and ethics teacher at Yueei High School, and asks for help for the first time.

Yueei acts out of a different government body than the hpsc, so they can't technically deny Principal Nedzū a new law and ethics teacher if that comes in the form of an extremely underground hero with erasure.

They do, however, have the power to enable him with a license to kill, and call him in for the bigger cases they need kept quiet.

Is this only revealed when Hawks becomes hpsc chairman after the war? Yes.

I beleive we as a community are neglecting tenya lida too much. Him without his glasses? Him jn the scene where he's pulling out his engines? Him and midoriya being exited over dinner? He's so skrunkle I could bite him

Sobbing shouta loves deeply in every universe

Having some Fantasy Plot AU ideas for My Hero Academia that I have decided to share:

Aizawa is a great black dragon, who lives in a cave deep in a dark and dangerous forest, far from humanity. He does this for many reasons. The first is that humans are loud, so the further from the kingdom the better, and the deeper into the forest he is the less likely they will approach. The second reason is that his magic sustains him as a dragon. Dragons are known for going entire years in deep slumber. So much so that it’s not uncommon for annoying humans to be the number one cause of their deaths, breaking into caves and killing dragons and claiming they battled the dragon and won. So, it is safer to hide in a cave far from disgusting humans.

It is during one such nap that he awakes to the sound of a human woman and man’s voice. How or why they came to his cave is immediately apparent when he cracks one eye and sees them talking to a young child. Practically a hatchling. They tell the boy to wait in the cave while the two of them go get food and firewood and explain they will be right back. As they exit the cave, his ears pick up their voices still. Stating that, with how far they came into the forest this time there is no way he will be able to follow them out without getting lost and eaten by a monster. They are finally free of him.

Aizawa sits and ponders for a time, watching the boy sit there patiently for their parent’s return. He expects them to scream or fuss, but the boy doesn’t do anything of the sort. Humans call the creatures of the forest monsters, but they would never abandon their spawn for no good reason.

He should ignore it. The human larva will obviously grow up to be a man. With a sword and a loud voice and an uncaring, boisterous manner. The world will be much better with one less man in it.

He hears its stomach growl. He ignores it. It’s not his fault the creature will die. It was its disgusting parents. Hours pass and it begins to sob.

He tells himself he is just doing this to keep it quiet so he can go back to sleep. Deep down, he knows the quickest way to quiet it would be to kill it. But he can’t bring himself to crush such a pathetic creature. Perhaps, one day, when it’s full grown he will be able to bring himself to kill it.

He uncurls and steps towards the child, curious to see how it would take to having his full might bearing down on it. His read eyes glowing in the cave. When the boy sees him, it doesn’t scream. It doesn’t beg like adults of its kind do. It goes quiet and watches him with curiosity. Then it slowly gets up and toddles towards him, completely forgetting its hunger and sorrow in the face of his form.

“Kitty!”

The child, obviously a moron, but what human isn’t, stops at his front claw and gives it a pat and looks up at him with a chubby little smile, his purple eyes gleaming, a similar color to his hair.

He feels a heat in his chest that is strangely unrelated to his flames. Different from the rage he usually feels when he is dealing with humans.

He lifts his claw and knocks the child over, but it just giggles. He presses his snout into the child’s body, trying to see what was so wrong with it that would make it be abandoned. It smells like magic. A strong aura. Why would humans want to rid themselves of such a weapon?

After a few moments of contemplation, he activates his own magic. He transforms himself into the shape of a man, his wings melting into a black cloak and his scales fitting into a human looking warrior garb.

The child laughs and claps his hands like he did little more than a cheep parlor trick.

He looks down at the child, his face stony while his chest continued to feel a strange warmth.

He must be getting sick.

Maybe he slept for too long. Perhaps it was time for him to remain awake long enough to explore the world and see if anything changed in the past 100 years. Have a few new experiences.

He reaches down and picks up the human child. It coos at him, slapping his cheek.

Yes. He supposes this is his life now. He’s not as heartless as a human. There is no way he can force such a small creature to fend for itself so young. There will be a learning curve. But he supposes he will be a better parent than those monsters that abandoned it. And isn’t that ironic coming from a dragon?

My little headcanons We still need to do it for Paps ig

Hizashi is such a good character and yet we get so little of him. RAAAAAAH

Like he lost Oboro too and he struggles with that. His anger during that moment when they realized their dead friend was being used by villains sticks with me.

And I think about how all he wants is friends and he finds that in Shouta. He puts up a facade and the only person to really see him for who he is Shouta.

Their friendship deserved screentime. I want to see them being that rock for each other and the way that their friendship has evolved since the loss of Oboro.

I also want to see him solo. What he feels, thinks, his own love for his work and students separate from others. His passions. His drive. His ambition. I want to see what he thinks of his busy life. I want to see him feeding stray cats and him dealing with grading papers. I want to see his living space and whether it's cluttered or not. I want to see him play instruments and his process with planning things out for his radio show.

I just want to see Hizashi. I want to see him as a full human with his own complex thoughts and processes when it comes to his approach to life.

Just give me Hizashi

I don’t think Cross knows Fresh is a parasite

Cross belongs to Jakei95

Fresh belongs to loverofpiggies

Transcript:

Cross: Sometimes, I feel like my body doesn’t belong to me

Fresh: Yo, dats totes aight, broski, I feel da same thing!

hizashi w a keigo esque beard (goatee??) SIGN ME UPPPPPP

Realistically, given izuku never got one for all, he would have either entered UA through being in something other than the hero course (out of sheer luck), or gone through with what katsuki said and unalived himself shortly after.

If you wanna get deeper into that, no matter his character (Canon or fanon) bakugo would find out through inko or his own mother, that deku had unalived, and either,

1. Wouldn't care because, it's deku. He'd spent his entire life bullying him (very unlikeley)

2. Would care, so much so his mental health plummeted and he wouldn't get into UA (Again. Unlikely)

3. Care, get into UA, but not carry on with his bully personality, he would become quiet and distant, only talking when it was necessary or if towards a teacher. All might would still be in search of a successor, fuck knows who he would choose.

The fight between stain would end up completely different, some characters would be different, alot would change from the main storyline

Alot of this is me rambling since I haven't had any sleep for 12 hours but I just got into the show after abandoning it In like mid 2021 so take this all with a grain of salt

It's been like seven to nine (?) years since I found out about undertale and all of its wonderful AU's and I still can't decide if I like error being in the bad sans' squad or if I like him being a little merc for hire who's like morally grey but doesent have much value in any given life more than another (but then what about ink? About nightmare and his gang? His opps on geno and fresh?)