I Am Menstruating, So Here's A Period Thought.

Meme this

Do it.

It’s too memeable not to.

Fourth rule of washing dishes: when you inevitably drop a slippery knife blade-down, jump halfway across the kitchen as dramatically as possible to avoid stabbage.

first rule of washing dishes: Be yourself and have fun

second rule of washing dishes: Make sure to get water and soap in every possible corner of the entire kitchen

Hi

It's me

Who here would join a community of people who make Harry Potter headcanons? That's literally all we'd do.

I ask this because I'm writing a fanfiction that is going to be a re-write of the books, but from the viewpoint of side characters; and I want people to give me ideas for things to add for worldbuilding stuff.

I love using hcs in my work, but I'm dumb and am bad at making them myself.

(If this does end up happening, I will credit every single person in the community in the fic ♡)

TL;DR, I'm looking for Harry Potter geeks and writers to start a Harry Potter headcanon community with.

lil’ bitty thoughts

Do y’all wanna see Shroomie? Yes, she’s an OC/if I was a Vtuber.

Crud.

The shenanigans I’d get up to as a Vtuber would be LEGENDARY. Like… while on a Genshin stream? Hello? My brain is already monologuing 24/7 about THE FricKiNG SUmERu sTORY QUEST- “I am a ftp Vtuber! Also known as an adult human with adult money who’d rather spend said money on plushies.” “KAVETHAM? MORE LIKE THE FORKING ROOMIES TO LOVERS TROPE-“ “I re-downloaded Tumblr, guys. I am no longer a memelord. I AM THE MEMEGOD.”

Does Vtubing actually make money? ‘Cause I’d totally be a Vtuber. Who also produces music and cosplays.

Anyhoo… I’m the neurodivergent introvert friend. Kinda like Danny Phantom Exe. But a chick. And asexual. /ASEXUAL DOESN’T MEAN WE DON’T OCCASIONALLY GET HORNY./

Do we really care about Yuzuya? Yes, yes we do. His song RUN WILD is amazing. GOD just sounds like he was still horny from making an audio and wrote a song about sadomasochism. Forkin' heck.

S2 E9 OF HELLUVA BOSS IS OUTTTTTTT. AND I’M STILL BAFFLED THAT CRISTINA VEE IS VEROSIKA’S VA. Like, wtf, Ladybug/Bennet/Xingqiu/Tiny Rody Soul. But still. AND STOLAS WITH THE ROCK BALLAD?! AÁÀÃĀaąÆàAAAAAAAAAĂaaaaäağggggġhhħhhhhhhh. I am dead, please attend my funeral and bring me a Asmodeus plushie.

frogs and mushrooms does that equal neurodivergence. I know I’m neurodivergent. I want both or is that too much power or neurodivergence

These things are not mine to divulge.

I apologize.

You must make the Neurospicy Frogshroom Pilgrimage.

Only then shall you gain true power.

reblog and put in the tags what you think will fix you

GUYS. MOOSEN.

Moosen. Is that the plural of moose? Whatever.

Moosen are FREAKY. Like, 7 feet tall, huge horns, CARniVOReS?! WhAT?

When you see an elk and you go: Oh, a large deer! That’s an elk. But when you see an elk and go: DEAR LORD, IT’S AN ELDRITCH HORROR FROM THE DAWN OF TIME, that is a fear-instilling, utterly terrifying MOOSE.

It looks like an orc should be riding to battle on them. “Ride, Bullwinkle, ride! Lead me to GloRiouS victory!”

What the heck. You can’t tell me there’s not a God, ‘cause nothing else is creative and crafty enough to keep these things alive for this long.

HEY!

I cross-posted my SKZ ff on Wattpad! Quotev is next! It’s still under the username @shroomie_the_frog_whisperer, as I am on everything.

Happy reading!

Witch Hat Fucking Atelier

SO I'VE READ UP TO VOL. 10. AND DAMN. QIFRUGGIO. DAMN. GALWERT. DAMN. EASTLUCI. DAMNNNN.

First off... Why the fuck is Olruggio basically Aizawa from MHA? Because honestly, if he grew his hair out and shaved his beard down short, they look the same. And I hella love an exhausted/dad/bisexual af teacher type.

Next, Qifrey. Let's just start with his parenting skills. He's a traumatized one-eye boi, but he's still an adorable dad. And let me be very clear, this man gives kinky asf vibes. Under the cute, there is a man who can turn ANY of Olly's contraptions into a sex toy. But his dadding is amazeballs.

The Knights Moralis remind me of the Knights of Favonius from Genshin Impact. Like, Luluci-> Jean? Easthies-> Diluc? The dude with spiky orange hair whose name I don't remember-> Kaeya? Galga-> Albedo? No? Okay. But Eastluciiiiiiiiii. Just yes.

Finally, the girls. Imma just say that people usually describe me as a Tetia. But tbh, I prefer Coco. Also, spellcheck hates Agathe. Sorry, Agott. And why does everyone spell Richeh like Riche? It's REEK-he. Not RICH-e. Ugh.

THERE'S NOT ENOUGH FANART/FANFIC ABT WITCH HAT ATELIER. *sobs in Qifruggio/Galwert/Eastluci shipper*