Why Are You Nonhuman? Wrong Answers Only.

i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever

I'm this close to making my furry 14 head canon everyone's problem >:)

Really didn’t expect y’all to like my pony Kratt scribbles that much but I’m glad to know I’m not the only one weak to funky ponies- so here’s some more of them <3

Hey guys, did you know that Trump/Musk/et al have had a really bad day in the legal department?

Democracy Docket

Trump Administration's Deferred Resignation Offer Halted

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AP News

Live updates: Judge temporarily blocks Trump plan offering incentives for federal workers to resign

President Donald Trump's attempt to cut the federal workforce has been blocked by a Boston judge. His comments about permanently resettling

AP News

Democratic attorneys general challenging Musk's staff access to Americans' sensitive personal data

Democratic attorneys general in several states are vowing to file a lawsuit to stop Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency’s from a

Democracy Docket

Government Agrees to Temporarily Restrict DOGE From Treasury Records

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Democracy Docket

Federal Unions Sue DOGE Over Department of Labor Data Access

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All your hellraising (especially with my suggested targeting of state AGs, especially Democratic AGs) is working! Keep it up! There will be many bad news days to come, but remember: pushing back is always worth it and it is already working.

gone fishin' 🎣

New theory is that Ruby was so bored out of her gourd that she made up an entire alternate dimension where everything sucks but at least she fucks with that guy the doctor mentioned 20 minutes ago. The doctor is going on about geology or the history of wales or something while completely unaware

doctor who really be like "we have a time machine where you can go anywhere or see anything. this is cardiff wales your year

Tim and Bruce getting into an argument bcs Tim demands to be independent and NOT get involved in the mess of being a legal part of the Wayne family, and Bruce being final on the fact that Tim is FIFTEEN and needs a legal guardian. out of spite Tim asks the person he thinks Bruce would approve of as a guardian the least to sign some guardian papers.

Tim: you don’t have to do anything parental i just REALLY wanna make Batman mad and i get the sense that our wishes align on that specific aspect so if you could just sign here for shits and giggles-

Red Hood:

Red Hood, rapidly changing his plans on how to deal with getting revenge on Bruce because his replacement is actually kinda hysterical: if we’re doing this we’re fucking doing it right, kid

Bruce shows up to Tim’s next parent teacher conference because hey just because he’s being given the silent treatment over this whole adoption thing doesn’t mean he’s going to slack off on his parental duties, only to freeze in the doorway because Tim Drake-Hood is stood there with his shiny new CRIME LORD LEGAL GUARDIAN giving him the most SHIT EATING GRIN POSSIBLE, and he almost has a panic attack on the spot.

Jason’s really getting into this whole caretaker thing. he’s doing school runs, delivering home cooked meals to Drake manor, helping with homework, this was his fucking CALLING. Tim is having the time of his life because him and Hood actually get along really well, but then he realises two weeks in that it turns out Hood is actually Jason fucking Todd, and he has to deal with the existential crisis of causing the very thing he was trying to stop because he is now technically a legal child of the Wayne family.

out of embarrassment for the fact that he failed and amazement at the fact that he’s bonding so well with Bruce’s dead kid and his own childhood hero (who is now a badass crime lord that lets him call for advice about english assignments while organising drug runs and picks up batburger on his way home from weapon shipments, seriously what more could Tim want in a parent), Tim somehow becomes even more invested in hiding Red Hood’s identity than Jason is.

Bruce has just been in a constant state of panic for the past three months and he doesn’t know what to fucking do. Dick was concerned for Tim up until he demanded to have dinner with him and his new ‘guardian’ to vet the guy and Jason, who stopped caring about his identity when he realised how much being a working dad agrees with his mental health and is only actively keeping his identity from Bruce for Tim’s pride’s sake, takes off his helmet to eat and Dick stares at him frozen for fifteen minutes across the table before finally pointing at the two and saying ‘you know what? he didn’t even tell me Jason was dead until after the funeral. whatever the fuck’s going on here? he has it coming. proceed.’

perhaps i was destined to be some weird gay dog online