BAKERY TALE STUFF WOAH

dude I get it completely. she's so beautiful it actually hurts.

I'm fucking loving ur new layout and theme. absolutely gorngus.

im so gay bro. please send help. hot women are all i think about.

HERE IS THE CONCEPT ART FOR THE TWO PROTAGONISTS OF BAKERY TALE

RUBY AND MEGAN LETS GO!!!

HOL?!? ON MY TIMELINE?!? fuck yeah.

im in the house¹.

¹ like carpet.

WOAH!!!! squeet

Hello !!!!! Im doing art fight this year, hope to fight art!

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Art Fight

An art trading game

I DONT CARE!!! THAT TUMBLR ORIGINAL ART DOESNT DO AS WELL!! I LOVE MY GIRL JOAN AND YOU SHOULD TOO!!

(info dump ahead)

SHES A TATTOO ARTIST IN VEGAS IN 2008!! she's my current Call of Cthulhu character's "best friend." (in quotes because of. an interesting explanation.) I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHE IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME. also I have her on my art fight profile because I NEED ART OF HER OMG please if you. want to. I will revenge you I promise guys.

HER AND ELLERY ALSO. Tried. to date. before they realized that they were 1. both trans and 2. a gay man and lesbian woman respectively. Joan was the only one (for a large part of his life) that understood Ellie. (she also gave him that nickname!!) She lived with her sister and took Ellie in after stuff with his dad fell apart. they lived in Tennessee but moved to Nevada for college because Joan had dreams of the night life and big cities. she loves it there! she just wishes she had her best friend by her side.

maybe one day, right?

if my DM DOESNT HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!! (shout-out to @crystalizednerves for being the BEST DM AND PARTNER EVER. dude the way this freak writes and tells stories is absolutely to die for. only person I'd let kill my beloved characters <3)

ur soo pookie core bro. you dont deserve to breathe the same air as us, you deserve to breathe air 2.0. its my new invention. youre the test subject. could kill you could not! good luck! replacing your airways with air 2.0 in 3 seconds!

FUCK FUCK IT BURNS OH GOD OH DKRJSJJDJDKDKDJ

GUYS HE'S REAL!!!

this is my call of Cthulhu character, Ellery!! (yet another reference sheet for art fight, pray for my carpal tunnel 😔😔😔) HE'S THE BEST FRIEND OF THE ILLUSTRIOUS JOAN!!! he's also the most normal fellow

RANT BELOW THE CUT

OKAY OKAY SO. this freak. I CANT PUT TOO MUCH BACKSTORY HERE BC SOME FRIENDS WILL SEE THIS AND THEY PLAY THIS CAMPAIGN SO. LOOK AWAY. FREAKS.

he's unfortunately my least traumatized character this far, but he is FUCKED up. like I feel kinda guilty for how fucked up I made him.

HE HAS HUGE SURVIVORS GUILT because he killed but not killed someone. (he could've saved them but he didn't because sleepy) then he left all his friends out of fear!!!

tried to drive to Vegas after college to find Joan, didn't work. crashed car. dad died back in Tennessee. SO HE GETS A JOB AT A CASINO AND SIGNS A LITERAL SOUL CONTRACT!!

he's totally gonna make this out alive (he is missing a fucking arm. it was his 3rd day)

he also made a deal with a patron of an old god. because. he thinks he's hot. GAY BOY.

yeah this. this campaign is buck wild and I've barely played in it. thanks to @crystalizednerves for BEING AN AMAZING DM!!!! holy fuck I hope Ellery doesn't die a cruel death!!!

HOLY SHIT BRO <3

I love them :(

Inspo pic! ↓

HELP I HAVE. SO MANY SHEETS TO DO. I'm gonna squeet

--Blinks--

What do you MEAN ArtFight is in less than a MONTH??

FOR REAL!! you are all so talented I love you all so much UGH

Peace and love