saw an absolutely hilarious animal crossing theory that i now 100% accept and it’s that in the animal crossing world, humans are going extinct, and so all the animals have locked you in an elaborate zoo enclosure and are trying to give you enrichment. and that’s why they give you infinite pointless tasks, hide money in trees and rocks, invented debt that doesnt matter etc. it’s why they always act so happy to see you even after you raze the entire island, relocate their houses twice, and always act so pleased about your choices no matter what. it’s all to keep their little endangered human healthy and enriched. and thinking of it this way has genuinely improved my experience of the game
Odysseus: You're going to call off that storm.
Poseidon: Or what?
Odysseus:
judy hopps is a cop who leverages a strangers felony tax evasion to get him to put his life in danger and work around the clock so that she can keep her job
she then presumably helps him cover up his crime to get him a job on the same police force
i thought it'd be funny
the genshin x mcdonald’s colab is just even more evidence in favor of hoyoverse’s racism.
do not break the boycott (both the hyv boycott and the mcdonald’s boycott) just for this. if anything, we should be boycotting genshin (and hyv in general) HARDER because of this.
i also forgot to mention who the frog was!! Her name is Aimee and in my little cotl au in my head shes head of the healing bay!!
first actual post here and its OUT OF SYNC
dies explodes
anyways heres leshycat sorta 👍🏽
metal pipe sound effect
'I'm not sorry for loving you" should have been called "emotional manipulation - the song" because oh my god
It's basically an "i'm sorry if you feel that way but actually i'm not sorry at all because i'm the victim"
Calypso they could never make me like you!!!!!
Get up girls we have another day of obsessing over fictional characters to cope with reality ahead of us
also here narinder with the brush i normally use. this man is such a cringefail loser in my head its insane, imagine being the literal god of death and then getting fucking dunked on by a lamb and then also falling in love with said lamb. loser behavior. love this guy 👍🏽