Odysseus: I Am Different, I Am No Longer The Man You Married, It's Been 20 Long Years But If You Could

hey red crown show me your sharp teeth and forked tongue

It was funnier in my head, oh well

Athena: You stabbed Poseidon?!

Odysseus: You'd understand if you heard what he said to me!

Athena: What was it?

Odysseus: "What you gonna do? Stab me?"

Athena: That's fair.

Aventurine: I be like "who praying on my downfall" as if I don't make self destructive decisions.

Sunday: I mean I am but who's to say it's working.

Sunday: Keep doing what you're doing.

hades, watching 600 shades chanting and uplifting their brother and king and captain and friend, helping him fight Poseidon : I was not aware they could do that.

thanatos: it's the power of friendship, my lord.

persephone, ignoring both of them, thoroughly entertained: FUCK HIM UP!!!

Men use “I’m just a man” to cheat on their wives. Odysseus uses “I’m just a man” to kill, slay and torture people to get back to HIS wife. They are not the same.

u can call ur skull-head deer oc literally anything else u don't even have to change the design

This might suck to hear, but if you're a people pleaser that is motivated by praise and avoids disagreements, you are easy to manipulate.

When I was in therapy after surviving years of domestic violence, my therapist had to tell me that my personality was primed for abuse and we needed to work on that so I would be better equipped to see the red flags and respond appropriately in the future.

I'm still working on this, and it's been 8 years. If you tell someone how you want to be treated, what behaviors you don't tolerate in your life, what you're looking for in that relationship, and they react negatively, don't compromise yourself. Just move on.

This one's for all the praise-kink girlies: differentiate, self-actualize, stay sexy

Lol just found McDonald's doordash on someone's doorstep #hunter #gatherer

Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues