Maddie: I owe you one.
Wally: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.
*Simon and Xavier sitting in jail together*
Xavier: So who should we call?
Simon: I’d call Maddie, but I feel safer in jail
*Simon calls Xavier*
Xavier: Hey Simon, what's up?
Simon, trying to be nonchalant: I'm sitting in a pool of blood, no biggie
Xavier, on the verge of freaking out: Is it... your blood?
Simon, still tryna be a tough guy: Yeah, I think so
Xavier: Do you know where it's coming from?!?
Simon: Probably the stab wound…
Xavier: YOU'VE BEEN STABBED?!?!?
Simon: Oh, yeah, definitely.
me replying to @cloudedhologram @greycoffee @97buttons when they say the most heart wrenchingly accurate things that have me punching the air and foaming at the mouth but I have to compose myself enough to respond like a normal human being
FYI this is me replying to oomfs on tumblr
Claire: Nicole and I know you guys snuck out last night, Xavier.
Simon: Play dumb!
Xavier: Who's Xavier?
Simon: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
a handy guide to shipping
I’m glad you got a good laugh!
Can I be honest and say something problematic? I think Wally is a tad wee bit overrated. I love him and I think he’s a silly guy but when I see what some people create I’m like woahhhh nelly 😭😭😭 to each their own I suppose 🙂↕️
Wally: Charley, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Charley: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
Wally: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Rhonda.
ok chat this is the last one for today ok
hi hi everyone! here’s another meme drop for ya, please enjoy!
pt. 1 | pt. 2 | pt. 3
wasn't expecting this season to actually make me like Xavier. him and simons interactions are so cute and the SALT
Xavier needs to complete his run through of maddies friends and marry simon. I was joking when I first made that post about them but now I'm fully obsessed with their dynamic
Simon: What kinds of sounds annoy you?
Xavier: Are we talking real sounds or imaginary ones?
Simon, now interested: Lets say imaginary.
Xavier, staring like he does: Spiders wearing flip flops.
School Spirits 2x04 "A Walk-In To Remember"
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