Rhonda: Why Are Your Tongues Purple?

Simon: How much did you spend on this date?

Xavier: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.

throwing these two idiots in the mix too

“You with the dark curls,

You with the watercolor eyes.”

In some of the different ships I love.

Simon: I fell—

Xavier: From heaven?

Simon: No, I literally fell—

Xavier: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Simon: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Xavier: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

nah bc the mr martin to janet and the maddie, simon, xavier ones got me cracking up a little too hard 😭😭😭

Tried using incorrect quotes with School Spirits characters

Maddie: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts! Simon, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack. Nicole, deadpanning at Simon: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.

Wally: So, they kissed me. Rhonda: And you kissed them back? Wally: No, I kissed their mouth.

Mr. Martin, to Janet: You're not Mario. Lets get something fucking straight, you're Luigi at best.

Charley: What’s your body count? Yuri: Do you mean sex or murder?

Wally, trying to flirt with Maddie: I think both of our families suck.

Yuri: Here is my wall of inspirational people. Dawn: Is that a picture of you? Yuri: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

Chloe: Did you miss me while I was gone? Claire: You were gone?

Maddie: Would you rather kill Xavier, or— Simon: Yes, kill them. Maddie: I didn’t say the other thing— Simon: I don’t need to hear it. Xavier: …I’m feeling a little unsafe.

Nicole: What’s sexting? Claire: I'm not having this conversation with you.

Sandra, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing? Janet as Maddie: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language. Sandra: Sandra: Water you doing?

Wally: What’s sexting? Charley: I'm not having this conversation with you.

Maddie: *venting endlessly to Rhonda about their week* Rhonda, every once in a while: *in a monotone* Wow, that is so wild.

LOOK AT HIMMMM OH MY GOD

Yuri..i love him so much.

every time simon cries, i cry

but genuinely- i love how they’re writing his character. that he gets overwhelmed, with stress, with grief, with everything. and they let him cry. they let him get upset. he doesn’t just bottle things up- or, well, he does, but we get to see the fallout. it makes his character feel so much more real. simon i love you

Simon: I don't follow the rules. I follow dogs on social media.

No literally they are way too powerful together and I live for it honestly. I wish we had a lot more episodes to watch their duoship blossom fr

Simon and Claire have only been allowed to team up one-on-one in this episode because they would have committed so many more felonies had they been paired together the entire time

Xavier, laughing: Babe, you had a crush on me? That’s so embarrassing—

Simon: We’re literally married.

NO NO NO! Thank YOU for blessing us with more beautiful art my friend!! Please have a cookie 🍪🤎✨

my paint marker just did not want to be a paint marker anymore don’t mind that LMAO

i love yuri so much he makes me giggle n shit like yes anything for you