He Said We Were Endgame, Turns Out We Were Just Infinity War.

james found out about peter being the traitor, and he’s discussing it with the rest of the marauders.

james: i cant fucking believe it, petey? betraying us? after everything we’ve been through together? after all this time?

sirius: *standing up and reciting poetically* do not mourn the treachery of time, brother, for dogs have always danced on the corpses of lions. however, do not believe that their dance makes them above their masters, lions will always be lions and dogs will always be dogs.

remus: sirius, you’re a- you’re a dog.

sirius, singing his little heart out with james’ hair brush: got a long list of ex-lovers, they’ll tell you i’m insane.

remus: they don’t have to tell me, i can see it from a mile away.

sirius: i feel like i absorb the positive energy from the people around me.

remus: so you’re kind of like a dementor?

sirius: no, i don’t suck the joy out of people.

remus: debatable.

sirius: WHATDOYOUMEAN?!

more jegulus and their struggle with french <3

regulus: are you done practicing?

james: yes! i’ve memorized what to say to sirius this time.

regulus: right, go on then.

james: tu es…a dúmmy…?

regulus: *facepalming* bête.

CONGRATULATIONS LOVE <333

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note; thank you so much! I never thought I would make it this far! i appreciate everyone so much. sorry that you have to put up with me!

rules;

𝗼𝐧𝐥𝐲 1 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐬𝐤. 𝐢𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐜𝗼𝐧𝐟𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠!

𝐬𝗼𝗺𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝗺𝐚𝐲 𝐛𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝗺𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝!

𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝗺𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝗼𝐮'𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞! 𝐟𝐥𝗼𝗼𝐝 𝗺𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐛𝗼𝐱. 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞.

𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐧𝗼𝐰𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝗼 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐢 𝐩𝗼𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝗼𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝗼𝐧!

𝗳𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗺𝘀; 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗽𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 (𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗮𝘂𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀 / 𝗴𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗼), 𝗴𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲,

𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧!

❣︎ ❣︎ ❣︎ ❣︎ ❣︎ ❣︎

𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍 𝗀𝖺𝗍𝗌𝖻𝗒 - 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖾 𝖺 𝗉𝖺𝗂𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀 (𝖺𝗇𝗒 𝖿𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈𝗆) + 𝖺 𝗌𝖼𝖾𝗇𝖺𝗋𝗂𝗈 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂'𝗅𝗅 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝖺 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗂𝗍!

𝗉𝗋𝗂𝖽𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗃𝗎𝖽𝗂𝖼𝖾 - 𝖼𝗅𝖺𝗌𝗌𝗂𝖼 𝗍𝗎𝗆𝖻𝗅𝗋 𝗀𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗈𝗋 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗍𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀

𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗈𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝖿 𝖺𝖼𝗁𝗂𝗅𝗅𝗂𝖾𝗌 - 𝖬𝖮𝖮𝖳𝖲 𝖮𝖭𝖫𝖸 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖾 𝖺 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂'𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝖾𝗅𝗅 𝗒𝗉𝗎 𝗆𝗒 𝖿𝖺𝗏𝗈𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗂𝗍!

𝗂𝗍 𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗌 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗎𝗌 - 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 + 𝗌𝖼𝖾𝗇𝖺𝗋𝗂𝗈 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂'𝗅𝗅 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝖺 𝗍𝗁𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝗉𝗂𝖼𝗍𝗎𝗋𝖾 𝗆𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝖻𝗈𝖺𝗋𝖽

𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖿𝖺𝗎𝗅𝗍 𝗂𝗇 𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗌 - 𝖬𝖮𝖮𝖳𝖲 𝖮𝖭𝖫𝖸 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂'𝗅𝗅 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝖽𝗋𝖺𝗐𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗋𝖾𝗆𝗂𝗇𝖽𝗌 𝗆𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎!

𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝖻𝗈𝗍𝗁 𝖽𝗂𝖾 𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖾𝗇𝖽 - 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 + 𝖺 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗍𝖾𝗋 (𝖺𝗇𝗒 𝖿𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈𝗆) 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂'𝗅𝗅 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝗅𝖾𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆!

We stan!!!!

chaotic good

plot: sirius is texting remus and james while he’s at a family gathering.

sirius: fuck me i hate it here.

remus: isn’t that lovely.

sirius: feeling h i g h k e y judged by some boomers for my band-tee.

james: well, you would’ve been judged whether you wore it or not.

sirius: BAHAHA FUCK-

remus: there’s this thing, idk if u know it, but it’s called the subtle art of not giving a fuck.

sirius: yeah no, i prefer to not give any fucks loudly and boldly.

remus, replying to himself: it’s very low key, i have it, and it saves me.

james: forget them, they’re probably reptiles anyways.

sirius: yeah, no, they’re too unsuccessful to be reptiles, but their dry skin is really backing up your point there prongsie.

sirius: OKAYGTGTHEYRESUMMONINGME.

sirius black had way too much fun with his name.

making an entrance: “sirius black is sirius back!”

confused: “sirius black is siriusly blank…”

hungry: “sirius black wants a sirius snack.”

bout to throw hands: “sirius black will siriusly attack.”

under pressure: “sirius black will sirius crack.”

back from a dentist appointment gone well: “sirius black has no sirius plaque.”

bought a new bag: “sirius black has a new sirius sack.”

the list goes on…and it only gets weirder.

HC:

all the marauders got matching “the marauders are here” tattoos over their hearts.

but before betraying the potters, peter had the “are” on his chest crossed out and replaced with “were”.

tag game !!

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