from a fellow neurodiverse & nonbinary & prospective convert lesbian:
[ ID: The âI wish allâŠâ Bugs Bunny meme reading: I wish all black lesbians, trans lesbians, asian lesbians, nonbinary lesbians, jewish lesbians, he/him lesbians, muslim lesbians, fat lesbians, neurodiverse lesbians, and disabled lesbians a very pleasant and safe lesbian visibility day. ]
RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!
sirius blackâs favorite beverage is coke zero.
james: *holding up his smudged glasses* reg, darling, can you get me something to clean my glasses with?
regulus: sure. *stands up and walks over to sirius, rips his shirt off his back, and gives the torn piece to james*
james: *cleaning his glasses* thank you, my love.
lily rejected james for the 700th time, and he ran out of tissues to cry into.
james: *tears out a page from âthe song of achillesâ and wipes his tears*
remus, only noticing the book cover and jamesâ crying: yeahâŠi get why youâre crying, that book is pretty fucking sad.
james: my love life is pretty fucking sad too, moony.
james: whatâs the shadiest thing youâve ever seen someone do?
remus: turn a bunch of kids into werewolves, just to start an army.
lily: being prejudiced against half-bloods and muggle borns whilst being a half-blood themselves.
sirius: try to conceive for years, then become abusive to the very kids they were dying to have.
james: o-oh, i was just gonna say nick my sweaters right after they said that their fashion sense is nothing like mineâŠ
regulus: i never said, nor did such a thing.
james potter is the type of guy to clap when the plane lands, i said what i said.
more jegulus and their struggle with french <3
regulus: are you done practicing?
james: yes! iâve memorized what to say to sirius this time.
regulus: right, go on then.
james: tu esâŠa dĂșmmyâŠ?
regulus: *facepalming* bĂȘte.
regulus: care to explain what happened pour moi?
james: uh- oui oui, so i had a little too much cafĂ© on an empty tĂșmmy, so i had a - how do you say - panique attaque.
Reblog if youâre bisexual, support bisexual people or are actually a bunch of tiny velociraptors in a human suit
modern au: the marauders all live and study together at a muggle university, but theyâre going through âtwo weeksâ of online classes.
marlene: *bursts into the living room, laptop in hand where james, sirius and dorcas are sitting*
marlene: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LEAVE THE MEETING?
sirius: THE TA TRIED TO PUT ME IN A BREAK OUT ROOM WITH STRANGERS AND IM NOT HAVING ANY OF THAT.
marlene: COME BACK TO CLASS, YOU PUSSY.
sirius: IF YOUâRE GONNA CALL ME A PUSSY, YOU BETTER PUT âEATERâ AFTER IT. MY WAY- MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY!
remus: *unmuting himself and speaking*
remus: sirius, youâre gay and marlene, learn how to mute yourself.
a bunch of shitposts from a sirius black kinnie, what could possibly go wrong?anti-JKR, anti-dumbledore and anti-snape account18+
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