Aziraphale/Crowley: Ineffable Husbands
Gabriel/Beelzebub: Ineffable Bureaucracy
Anathema/Newton: Ineffable Descendants
Hastur/Ligur: Maggot Husbands
Lucifer/Michael: Ineffable Rivals
Cedfia shippers can choke
fake dating
omniscient narrator who immediately contradicts the characters (“This is fine,” she said. It was, in no way, shape, or form, fine.)
deadpan jokes while swordfighting
the “I FUCKING LOVE MY WIFE” guy
oblivious pining that slowly escalates until A is going on page rants about how pretty B’s eyes are but still doesn’t seem to recognize they’re in love
Strong Leader Type having to physically fall down in order for the other characters to see how exhausted they are
funny villains who talk and make jokes with their heroes while they’re fighting them
the villains presented as the protagonists
*increasingly pulls out bigger and bigger weapons from more unlikely places*
“I said all of your weapons” *pulls out more*
“ALL OF THEM” *pulls out one last tiny dagger*
traumatized character using humor to cover up ptsd
characters going out for a break at a restaurant/movie/whatever and something bad happening
using the “*gasp* what’s that over there???” trick to avert the enemy’s attention and it working
a villain’s weakness being something totally random and nonsensical
a hero duo arguing over who’s the sidekick while fighting a villain
“don’t be silly, we don’t need [important thing]” “you lost it, didn’t you?” “yeah”
“what’s the one thing I told you not to do tonight?” “raise the dead” “and what did you do?” “raised the dead”
“I think that went pretty well” *explosion in the distance*
I'll take it.
Brother Francis & Nanny Ashtoreth trying to lull baby Warlock to sleep by singing Mr. Sandman in The Golden Girls style ❤️🎶✨
Moods
OK HEAR ME OUT:
We all know the Light Fury is a potential mate for Toothless and all the 'Hiccup-teaches-Toothless-to-flirt' thing will happen, but what he doesn't have to because of Grimdel.
Maybe he force the Light Fury to lure Toothless away from Hiccup. He did this so he can repopulate the species but have them to himself, to have an army of Night and Light Furies attack on his command.
And that's when Hiccup and the gang comes in, we still have those Hiccstrid moments and other ones, they will help Toothless AND the Light Fury out of Grimdel grasp.
And the final part is when Toothless make his decision if he wants to stay with Hiccup or with Light. And he did make his decision, by convincing the Light Fury to stat with them. If she agreed that's a win win; If not... then... booo😂😂 BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY...
to me, the big divergence between book omens and tv omens in regards to aziraphale and crowley’s relationship is this
tv omens: 6000 years of pining, nerds who can’t communicate but everyone knows they’re in love anyway, paranoid about their respective sides finding out, fuel for a billion confession fics that are all amazing ngl
book omens: have been married since 4003 BC and get married again every couple of centuries for the sake of aesthetic, knows no one is watching them so they take every opportunity to be incredibly married-for-a-million-years in public
I personally agree with this
I feel like people have forgotten that Toothless is the only “Night Fury” that Berk (and the audience) has ever seen. That means that everything we claim to know about Toothless’ species is just an assumption, because it’s only based on one individual dragon.
Y’all think Toothless’ species is supposed to be black because he’s black, not because all “night furies” are actually black. Y’all think that Toothless species is supposed to have nubs and spikes all over them because Toothless has nubs and spikes all over him, not because all “night furies” actually have nubs and spikes. Hell, the reason that Toothless’ species is even called Night Fury is because of Toothless alone, not because his entire species resembles him or behaves like him.
So all this “the Light fury isn’t a true night fury” and “what happened to Night furies being the unholy offspring of lightning and death” nonsense needs to stop, because you guys don’t actually have any confirmed information on the entire night fury species; you only have knowledge on one individual member, which, according to rules of taxonomy, is not enough. So stop acting like you have a bible on what Night Furies are actually supposed to be like.
Used to love when the fandom fangirled and bonded over new material; but the way you guys are jumping ship so easily on a franchise you claimed to have loved so passionately over a handful of images is ridiculous. It’s one thing to constructively critique your media, and it’s another thing to sound like a whiny middle-aged woman at a retail store who’s jumping to conclusions because she can’t get her way. Wait till we get some trailers and then feel free to abandon the franchise all you like. At least that would make more sense.
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