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Cursed Creature here

If this wasn't in the bloopers, Imma effing cry

This was all I could think of at first when we cut to Will tied to the chair

Wilford, blindfolded and tied to a chair, surrounded by knives and guns held towards him

Will: Hello?!

Will: …

*smiles slowly*

Will: Hold on, is this a Febreze commercial-

“It’s me again. I need someone to be my friend. Maybe send me an Angel. The nicest Angel you have…”

you young people have never experienced real homophobia before. real homophobia is ginger and miles from bright young things never meeting once.

Why do I hear my grandma saying this!?!?!

I'll take it.

Brother Francis & Nanny Ashtoreth trying to lull baby Warlock to sleep by singing Mr. Sandman in The Golden Girls style ❤️🎶✨

Humans are obsessed with the idea of angels.

Crowley walks down the street and sees a mural painted on a brick wall. Warm, ethereal light radiates from the being dressed in white. A halo hovers above their hair and white wings spread from their back. Their expression is one of love as they look down at the small orb that is Earth in their hands.

He sits on a bus, on a park bench, in a forgotten little diner, waiting on an old friend, and overhears the conversations.

“Ya got a guardian angel, Rob, I’ll tell ya tha’ right now,” says an older man to his friend. “No way you woulda survived otherwise.”

A woman wearing a symbol of her religion says to the little girl beside her, “Don’t worry, sweetheart. The angels are watching over your mother while you’re not there. We’ll visit her again tomorrow, I promise.”

Again and again. People of all shapes and colors and creeds talking of angels. In the eyes of humans, angels are kind. They are loving. They are gentle.

The cynical part of Crowley–the true demon within his self–wants to laugh cruelly at how naive humanity is. 

Angels are none of the things they think; they are just as cruel as demons, just as self-absorbed as Narcissus, and they care very little about humanity itself. The only real difference between the angels and demons, honestly, is that angels have the backing of God.

But there is a softer side to Crowley, too, and every time he hears talk of angels, it glows warm and bright inside him like the embers of a fire when life is breathed into it anew.

Because humanity did not just make these ideas up itself. No, throughout history, humans have shaped their ideas of angels based on interactions with one angel in particular. An angel who’s been assigned to watch over them, who’s been tasked again and again with showing them God’s power through miracle.

And that angel…that angel is everything that humans think of when they think of angels. That angel is gentle and loving and kind, that angel balks at violence, that angel nurtures and protects.

When humans talk of angels, Crowley doesn’t think of Gabriel or Michael, he doesn’t think of Uriel or Sandalphon. 

When humans talk of angels, Crowley thinks of Aziraphale, and he smiles.

I just really like the idea of Gabriel and Beelzebub going out to get coffee together every week or so. Just to vent about their jobs and subordinates and humanity. 

and like, they go to the same cafe every time and they use this time and place to navigate how to pass as humans.

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Guys, hear me out

We all joke a lot about Anthony Janthony Crowley (and I love it), but I also really like the theory that the J refers to his old name, his name as an angel.

So I researched some angels who have names beginning with J.

And I found Jophiel.

While most of his description doesn’t really fit Crowley, there is one thing that just blew my mind. 

But before I tell you, remember: The first time Aziraphale and Crowley met was on the wall of the garden of Eden. And they don’t just run into each other by accident, Crowley deliberately slithered up to the angel. 

And I thought about this a lot. Why did Crowley approach Aziraphale?  He just tempted Eve and Adam and should expect any angel to be furious with him, and even if you forget about that, he’s a demon, for god’s, for satan’s, for somebody’s sake, why is he so eager to start a conversation with an angel? And as they talk, one of the first things he brings up is Aziraphales flaming sword. It’s a little out of the blue if you ask me, why is he so interested in the sword?  Well, let me finally tell you what was so mindblowing for me about Jophiel:

Jophiel was known for carrying a flaming sword.

So why is Crowley approaching Aziraphale? Because maybe he knew that this angel was assigned the sword that used to be his.

That’s why he almost immediately brings it up, that’s the reason he wanted to meet Aziraphale, despite the risk of approaching an angel.  I also like to mention that he is rather serious and critical, when he starts questioning Aziraphale. 

Maybe he’s even afraid of how someone else might use it, after all we know that Crowley isn’t a fan of God “testing” and punishing the humans.

That’s why he is so delighted when he hears that Aziraphale actually gave it to the humans.

He’s surprised and amused here, but I can’t help but think that he is relieved as well. Because now he knows that his old sword isn’t in the hands of an angel who is eager to smite the humans.  A lot of fans think that Crowley fell in love with Aziraphale because the angel gave his sword to the humans, and if it truely belonged to Crowley in the past, it makes this moment even more meaningful.  I know it’s just a theory, but I just love how this connection would deepen their bond even further. So yeah. Anthony Jophiel Crowley. 

GAY RIGHTS!

(video credit to @glitteryloser on twitter)