Sk3lii

i keep having the same fucking dream every night bro it's driving me crazy. every night all my problems are solved and all the conflicts are over everything is good and "back to normal" and even better than before and some other randomized cool thing happens like i get a dog or find a new band i like and then i wake up!!!!

*experiences a pivotal moment in my life that will change me forever* ok time to open tumblr

September 27, 2015 at 12:00PM

i just remembered my favourite fucking tweet

My parents think my response to when a women asked me the following question question is why stopped being pursued in my Catholic community. It was a lighthearted discussion but maybe they are right lol. Although every single happily Godly married couple who I asked this question to (seperately from each other) has given the same response, my parents included.

So, the question:

No nuance button because nuances is already baked in. We are assuming both spouses are able to make a sandwich (nobody is in a full-body cast or had brain cancer or whatever).

AND NO NASTINESS

I can’t Stand the Rain - Ann Peebles

A 1974 Soul Classic

finding out that ‘dont treat me rough treat me really niceys” is an actual lana del rey lyric and not just a funny meme phrase was damaging enough to my psyche

but then i looked up the lyrics and not only is that line directly after the lyric “drugs, suck it up, like vanilla icies” (rhyming niceys with icies) but also the first line of the song is “my pussy tastes like Pepsi cola”. ms del rey this is disastrous what are you doing

forgive me my spotify link i dont speak chinese. things are sort of better today in a strange, not-really kind of way.

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean