Cigarette Majors Will Be Like “aughhhh I Have A Whole Pack To Finish By Midnight”

Coalescent Sentry

I’m at the doctor office and this baby keeps yelling “I want donow” (mcdonalds) and the big brother (I assume) said “all the mcdonalds burnt down, there’s no more mcdonalds”

I love grindr images like this, they're so awesome sauced

i just remembered my favourite fucking tweet

forgive me my spotify link i dont speak chinese. things are sort of better today in a strange, not-really kind of way.

why does mydad look armenian

i keep having the same fucking dream every night bro it's driving me crazy. every night all my problems are solved and all the conflicts are over everything is good and "back to normal" and even better than before and some other randomized cool thing happens like i get a dog or find a new band i like and then i wake up!!!!