Sk3lii

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

the straight thoughts have to win every time but the gay thoughts only have to win once

I’m at the doctor office and this baby keeps yelling “I want donow” (mcdonalds) and the big brother (I assume) said “all the mcdonalds burnt down, there’s no more mcdonalds”

GOING TO THE DOCTOR

Expectations: I’m Sorry You Have Going To Die Disease You Are. Going To Die

Reality: The Doctor Says I Don’t Know

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

Changing the age in my bio to 14 before posting a really bad take so no one is allowed to come at me for it

currently perving out over the smell of this sweater i got off depop