Wtf Is Wrong With People Now An Days

Marco for all that is holy and good in this world do not go near it!

Repost if you like to go on adventures! It can even be a meaningless or boring one like to the store or something but can always say you had an adventure. Take a companion so it’s more fun like a friend and if you don’t have one try printing out a face and putting it on a potato then take it with you cause then if you get attacked you can’t throw the potato friend at them and run.

The Captain now sleeps

Happy Day Of The Dead guys hope you're having fun while I sit in a car for 4 more hours after being in one for 8 prior

Everyone look at my adorable little brother!

I had a dream the other night...

Ok so the dream started with me in the candy isle of a Walmart looking at chocolate. Suddenly Freddy fuckin' Krueger shows up and says something (I don't remember what but it was probably something sinister) to which I replied: "Fuck you Freddy." And then I grabbed three family sized Hershey bars and ran away, only to be woken up at home with a mini heart attack from my alarm clock. I don't remember what happened before this or after I ran out of isle but I believe Jason was there too though I only remember telling Freddy to fuck off. I actually told my friend, who also watches horror movies, about this and she laughed hysterically saying it was the best dream she ever heard.

Have an angry Bill Cipher to end this year off with

Funny story

When I was seventh grade, we read The Hobbit. Now like usual when it came to older books, I was the only kid who liked it whilst other favored books that were rubbish. Anyways, whenever we finished a book the teacher would see if there was a movie, so we were watching the first Hobbit movie when Fili and Kili come on screen Which led to all the girls freaking out over Kili whilst I sat in the back saying to myself, "What about Fili? He's beautiful too." And that's the story about how I was the only girl in my class that liked Fili (and also became obsessed with Tolkien and his books).

I like how the most popular thing on my account is the post about the jontron peridot gif, wth why is that so popular?

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Petition to call the Protag in Hello Neighbor “poor boy,” whenever he makes a mistake or something ridiculous.