A space rock and a hobo with a guitar
a vampire and a piece of gum argue a lot
You know what's funny, when your super religious cousin yells at you for watching a game grumps video (which she heard because I forgot to check if my headphones were fully in) but then turns around and listens to Take Me To Church
I just realized that the little boy wearing it probably didn't speak English nor understand since I live in South Florida which makes sense why he ran. (Also I like to joke about me being ugly when animals run from me I actually to think that I say it as a joke but thank you very much those who were concerned it made feel better)
So I complimented someone on their TMNT shirt today and they ran away. I guess I’m that hideous
I put -inator at the end of my creations names
i’m like heinz doofenshmirtz because i, too, like being petty, singing off-key, and over-sharing my deepest traumas for no discernible reason
FUCK YEAH!!
reblog if you’re still screaming about a small angry man
I’m surprisingly okay with this
This 2017 can we please, PLEASE, not joke about extreme and horrible illnesses this year? I mean as someone who lost their father to cancer in 2015, it both hurts and enrages me when people don't take this seriously and call things cancer. I know some fandoms do sometimes become juggernauts and people go insane in it (Undertale, no offense I'm actually apart of the fandom but some of y'all are insane) but that doesn't mean to call it cancer. Now cigarettes you can call cancer but that's something I'm not even going to talk that. Seriously though be a little more aware about somethings cause there could be someone around you who had just lost someone important to them by it and you could trigger something in them to either snap or just breakdown all together and it's seriously not cool in anyway, shape, or form. So this year can we try to be more sensitive about this problem cause it's really not something to joke about and can we please not joke about serious illnesses. If you're still reading, sorry this was long and a rant but thank you for reading, here's a potato: