Gay People?

its just me and all the sex bots that follow me against the world

"comrade in arms" yeah i bet he was in your arms. every night. fruit

“What is this feeling” is the greatest example of unadulterated faggotry in our modern age

My Favorite Umbrella Academy Fanfictions ☂ :

Fluff : 🌺    Smut : 🔥    Angst : 😭    None : 🌲    Incorrect Quotes : 💫

The crossed out titles are for me, they are the texts I haven’t read yet.

If you like these characters don’t hesitate to check the new arrivals, I update every day according to my reading.

Five Hargreeves :

Touch Starved 🌺

Kiss My Ass Hargreeves 🌺

Coffee-Flavored Sugar 🌺

Weak But Willing To Fight Anyone 🌺

When His S/o Is More Competitive Than Him 🌺

Walking In On Their S/o Changing 🌺

When He Finds That His Best Has Powers 🌺

When His Best Friend Kisses Him For The First Time 🌺

When He Finds Out His S/o Is Bi 🌺

When You Punch Diego In Front Of Him 🌺

When He Finds Out That His S/o Has The Same Powers As Wolverine 🌺

Not You 🌺

Invigorating 🌺

Genuises 🌺

Dating Him 🌺

Gold 🌺

Someday 🌺

Secret ( 1 - 2 ) 🌺

Cheating 🌺

Sudden Desire 🌺

A Crack In The Wall 🌺

Warm In The Cold 🌺

Mad About You 🌺

Personal Space 🌺

When His S/o Has A Choking Kink 🔥

When His S/o Wants To Ride His Tight 🔥

Shoot To Thrill 🔥

Nobody Else 🔥

Parachute 🔥

Edged 🔥

Just Let Me Love You 🔥

Story :

She’s Insignificante 🌺🔥

Incorrect Quotes :

Yeah, Truly Infortunate 💫☕

Just For Fun 💫

The Hug Dealer 💫☕

Greek Words 💫

Answer Your Phone 💫☕

What’s Wrong With Her ? 💫

I’m Bored, Any Suggestions ? 💫☕

Not You 💫☕

Just Try 💫

Gravity Is Natural 💫☕

Without A Doubt 💫

Like I Want To Ravage You 💫🔥☕

Are We Fighting Or Flirting ? 💫🔥☕

This Isn’t A Date 💫☕

You’re So Cute 💫☕

Your Fingertips Are Touching 💫

I’m What Now ? 💫☕

Until You Watch It 💫

I Proposed First 💫☕

You Call It Affection, I call It Surival 💫☕

Sit Down 💫

You’re Smiling 💫

Well, I’ve Got The Moves 💫☕

How So ? 💫☕

Try Again 💫

She Likes To Be Tall 💫

Thanks For Meeting Me Here Today 💫☕

Those Are Still Feelings 💫

How About The First Kiss ? 💫

No, I Need You To Hold My Box 💫☕

It’s Really Salty 💫☕

I Refuse To Let Her Win 💫

All Of Them 💫

I’ll Have The Usual 💫☕

Listen Here, You Little Shits ! 💫☕

NO I DIDN’T MEAN LITERALLY 💫

me: *looks for fic with extremely specific scenario that I made up*

fic: *doesn’t exist*

me:

gay people

Competitive booping

I should've known, he was gay and named Eddie in a piece of 80's nostalgia starring Finn Wolfhard, of course he was gonna die

merry chrifhm. is chrism. merry crisis

^^clean version lol

How does anything get done on the set of Good Omens when David Tennant look like THAT

We keep him in a box until we're ready to shoot.