Me, Watching A Parade Of Beautiful Tumblr Illustrations: What A Lovely Couple Of Handsome Men Enjoying

Yes, I’ve done the work analyzing this relationship’s problematic traits and I’ve come to the educated conclusion that I still want them to fuck

I love and appreciate fanfic authors, but I read their notes and I have to wonder what fucked up shit they did in a past life to make god hate them so much. Like why do the worst things happen to fanfic authors and they just brush over it. I’ll be reading a fluffy fic and the notes will be “hey sorry the fic is late both my parents died, I’m in hospital right now, and my house burnt down. anyway hope u enjoy this chapter!!“ bro???? Are you okay?????

i stg i’m just living one gay ship to the next

me: *looks for fic with extremely specific scenario that I made up*

fic: *doesn’t exist*

me:

I had a vision

Reggie⭐️

me: bkdk doesn’t need to be canon. they’re already each other’s most intimate, life-changing, cherished connection. their eye contact changes the world, their feelings became one, they already have all these romantically charged moments and are by far the most compelling ship in the series

also me: if bkdk isn’t canon I’m gonna gouge my eyes out !!!!!! LET THE YEARNING END ITS KILLING ME

merry chrifhm. is chrism. merry crisis

^^clean version lol

Me: they [two characters] would never be good together why do people ship them???

*one fanfic later*

Me: Omg there sooo cute together 😃

“season 7, new movie, live action netflix adaptation, mha ten year anniversary” BAKUGO AND DEKU STILL HAVENT SPOKEN TO EACH OTHER