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This is me, a lot

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2 people stuck in a horror-movie type setting and one of them keeps doing things that usually get you killed in horror movies and the other is like nO YOU IDIOT DON'T DO THAT because they're Genre Savvy(TM)?

Oh man, I love these. It’s like, my favorite joke. I make them all them all the time. My friends and I used to talk about weird horror movie scenarios all the time too. I think I got this one. 

1. “Hey! I heard about this old haunted house on the edge of town! I think we should go check it out!” 

“Im sorry, you want to do what now?”

2.”Did you hear that? Let’s go see what that was” 

“Uh, yeah, I don’t think so.”

3. “Did you know you had a basement?”

“I didn’t? Let’s go see what’s down there.” 

“No way. I’ll tell you what’s down there from up here; Demons,That’s what’s down there. Demons.

4. “Look at how cute this house is! It’s so quaint and vintage! I think it’s the one for you!”

“I don’t know about that…”“Oh come on, I know it’s a little out dated but I think-”

“Stop using ‘out-dated’ as a cute way to say haunted, I am not buying it, or this creepy house” 

5. “It was probably just the wind” 

“The windchimes seem to disagree with that” 

6. “Stop, Im not trying to be sexy, I am literally home alone right now and it’s seriously starting to creep me out, just come over already.” 

7. “I thought I told you to lock the door!” 

“You told me not to lock the door?” 

“No, I told you to always lock the door, unless you’ve noticed the classic signs of the killer already being in your house, then you never lock the door” 

8. “Dude, come on, didnt anyone ever tell you that having sex during times like this is like literally begging for the killer to come for you?” 

9. “Check it out! I found this really cool antiqu-”

“Im gonna stop you right there. Put it back; It’s haunted.” 

10.”Let me get this straight? You want to go camping in the woods; where there is no one around for miles, no cell phone reception, and where three people went missing last year, with no camping or wilderness experience, camping gear that hasn’t been touched in over twenty years, and your car that has had the engine light on since you bought it? “ 

“Yeah, Some guy told me about it on my home right now” 

“So, some random guy came up to you while you were walking, at 10 o’clock at night, and told you about an abandoned campground in the middle of the woods,a campground that is infamous for missing people, and you thought that it was a good idea?”  

“It sounded fun at the time?” 

11. “Where are you going?” 

“To see what fell in the kitchen?” 

“Im sorry, I love you, but are you trying to die?” 

I really hope you like them! If you need anything else, feel free to ask! 

I win again. Story time. Yesterday I met the craziest player in pvp. He was hand out the cops card and other card too! But good thing I defeated him. Jesus that was intense

TURNING INTO RATS WON’T HELP YOU WHEN I HAVE THE GUTTER FEAST CHARM, PAOLO

 Every Alola Vulpix Plush from the Pokemon Center

hi guys today I made a tutorial on how to make my favorite art nouveau-y embellishments! these are a super fun and easy way to add a little emphasis to a drawing and you can make all kinds of designs once you get the basic flow! If you have any questions feel free to ask and let me know if there’s any kind of tutorial you’d like for me to make in the future !!!

YASYASYAS!!

The Five Senses [Extended Edition]

I’m not talking about a sixth sense (or am I??) Here is most everything a character can be aware of:

Volume

Rhythm/Pattern

Smell

Touch

Pressure

Friction

Time

Sight

Taste

Color

Depth

Relative sizes

Sound

Pitch

Tone

Personal emotion

Awareness of awareness

Heartbeat

Gravity

Motion of self

Exterior motion

Body position

Temperature

Balance

Muscle tension

Energy

Moisture/humidity

Sound direction

Reality

Group emotions

Consciousness level

Pain

Perception of conclusions

Perception of imagination

Awareness of not knowing

Awareness of others

Awareness of location