I Need Seasons In The Sun (Nirvana Cover) Played At My Funeral. Not A Want. A Need

In a monumental discovery for paleontology and the first of its kind "Mummy of a juvenile sabre-toothed cat Homotherium latidens from the Upper Pleistocene of Siberia"

Abstract The frozen mummy of the large felid cub was found in the Upper Pleistocene permafrost on the Badyarikha River (Indigirka River basin) in the northeast of Yakutia, Russia. The study of the specimen appearance showed its significant differences from a modern lion cub of similar age (three weeks) in the unusual shape of the muzzle with a large mouth opening and small ears, the very massive neck region, the elongated forelimbs, and the dark coat color. Tomographic analysis of the mummy skull revealed the features characteristic of Machairodontinae and of the genus Homotherium. For the first time in the history of paleontology, the appearance of an extinct mammal that has no analogues in the modern fauna has been studied. For more read here: https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-024-79546-1

Bro strider bakes a cake for Dave's bday but puts dave in the oven by accident

He shall return in the oven to be baked soon alhamdulillah

pony is a BITER. motherfucker starts losin a fight n decides. you know what. yeah. n BITES. n I'm not talkin enough to leave a mark n call it a day. I'm talkin that kid has left SCARS on (almost) every last member of the gang.

Okay, 1) Why did wikipedia decide to feature this as one of todays fun facts and 2) whose tumblr ass art is this isnt this a homestuck characterOkay yeah i looked it up it's homestuck. Homestuck mpreg on wikipedia good job everyone

Do you touch grass? Like, I know that you read a lot and all, I just wanna know if you touch grass at all. Signed,

A concerned spawn of satan

“Yes, I go outside and touch grass— I walk to school every day, man. Track is an outside sport, I’m outside for a good two hours a day at least.”

“I ain’t the typa guy to stay inside all day. That ain’t for me.”

— PB CURTIS, NOT A SPAWN OF SATAN ‘65

Dave-Jade painting on a random piece of wood

‼️Setting Up Emergency Commissions‼️

As a queer disabled American, I am no longer safe in my home country. I don't have much time before Trump takes office again and changes everything, and because of that, I'm opening extremely cheap commissions in order to raise money for a plane ticket out of here.

If you can't afford these commissions, reblogging this post would be greatly appreciated!

These specific examples are of my physical art, which is drawn during class time. However, I also do digital art, and I have a very adaptable art style

These are a few examples of the comic Codebreak, which I am the creator of. If any of this peaks your interest, please message me here or on discord at redasruby. My email I I use for commissions is masumoray@gmail.com.

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