Sl4sh-4nd-g4sh - Knawing At The Bars Of My Enclosure

smiles. hi. can i get either uhhhhh melvin constantinos or ivan pretty please. ok ily (explodes) -brutus

HIIu Omg I've been wanting to draw melvin for forever. here is a melvin 😁

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trying to keep the porn bots away from my blog like

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insp by this poll

Need to post more so have these nerds!

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

its fucking dember.

considering a Post

When Franklin laid eyes on the Hitchhiker his sister's friends let in their van, one of the first things out of his mouth was "We just picked up Dracula."

Unfortunately for him, he was right.

First chapter of my TCM vampire au fic is up. Hope you enjoy!