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Hiiii I'm the one who sent this ask and by god did u respond quickly :D I'm gonna elaborate on the options of What The Hell Is The Van Groups Deal? since u asked about it :) Is Franklin the only faerie in the group? it depends on what Kind of faerie he is cus if he's like, an adult changeling then yea But if he's just a generic undefined faerie then so is everyone else, which I'm gonna elaborate on now! Franklin and Sally would be vaguely bug-ish looking, Franklin specifically would have the features of a Death Head Moth while Sally is some kind of generic butterfly thing. Jerry isn't even a faerie he's just Sally's boyfriend of the week, he is none the wiser to all the fae stuff and is just vibing. Kirk and Pam are a matching set, while I think making kirk a tinkerbell-ish faerie would be funny it wouldn't make Any Sense so he and Pam are just superhumanly pretty and snobbish. (picture like generic fantasy elves) Jesus Tapdancing Christ this response is Long, but I hope u enjoyed the clarification :D

good morning/night, I've had this thought regarding tcm that Will Not leave my brain so I simply have to share it with The #1 Franknub scholar. it's essentially just "Nubbins is some kind of faerie and Franklin is either a completely different kind of faerie or like, a regular human with the worst luck imaginable" There is zero plot, there is just Nubbins and Franklin existing in eachother's vicinity. anyway I hope this is even slightly cohearent since the idea mainly happened cus I wanted to put Franklin in pretty fantasy clothes and it just sorta spiralled into this. thank u for reading my ramblings :)

LOVE IT…an AU about the Sawyers being fae is really appealing because of their capriciousness and weird rules and games and leading travelers astray. Along with the knowledge that the movie was an adult Hansel and Gretel with the family as trolls very very early in planning (and some other supernatural ideas…I guess by necessity/budget they had to make a much more “grounded” movie) like all that makes me see the final product as an infusion of so many ideas and not just the Slasher it is known to be…a template which limits my imagination…

ANYWAY.,.

I also want to see Franklin in pretty fantasy clothes…is he the only faerie in his group or are they all faeries who meet scarier faeries…or is Franklin a guy who got horribly lost and is now being taunted by some whimsical forest creature…many options

THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE (1974)

Franklin: *says a completely reasonable thing to say in the groups current situation*

The rest of the group and also part of the fandom for some reason: God Franklin shut up, you’re so annoying

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