Y/n: I-is There A Mx. Heelshire??

Slasher’s S/O: *Waking up to screaming victims and murder*

Slasher: *watching as their S/O coming outside in their robe and drinking coffee*

S/O: mmmm nothing like the smell of blood in the morning

cuddling isn't enough i want to make home in your ribs

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

YESSIR 😳😳😳😊😊😊💖💖💖💖💖

Hannibal's Helper

Gif By @uncopernicomas

Request by Anon <3

Pairing: Hannibal Lecter x GN! reader

Summary: Cooking with Hannibal was fun, joking around and having a good time.

Cw: Fluff, Wholesome Hannibal, slight smut <;3

Hannibal Lecter and you was in the kitchen cooking up some food for the guest that were sitting down in the dining room, as you looked at him a sparkle in his eye twinkled "thank you for helping me sweetheart, I truly appreciate all the help I can get" planting a kiss on his cheek a smile fell on his lips. Melting under your touch a look of peacefulness slipped onto his face "shall we check the food darling, how's the vegetables getting on?" As you looked at the veggies they were ready, turning off the hob and pouring the water out of the pan into the sink you put the veggies onto the plates with the meat.

As you carried the food into the dining room four heads turned to you and Hannibal with a smile, inhaling the aromatic meat and garlic buttered veggies "this smells wonderful, two talented chefs in this house" both of you smiled "well thank you, I appreciate you four coming for dinner" as you both sat down and poured glasses of wine in each glass a hand slipped onto your thigh looking at him a twinkle in his eyes appeared "this is delicious Mr lecture" a smirk fell on his lips "this one beside me helped me out with the veg, so thank you darling" a kiss was planted on your cheek and Hannibal had gripped your thigh roughly making you stifle a moan.

Once dinner was finished and everything was packed away you went back into the kitchen and took out a beautiful raspberry sorbet with Short bread and coffee, grabbing 6 bowls and spoons you put one spoon of sorbet in each bowl with shortbread that melted in your mouth "need any help in their honey" sticking your head out the kitchen door "yes please sweetie" getting up to help you with the bowls the guest started to pour more wine into their glasses.

When the desserts came out they all looked at the food that was presented to them "Raspberry sorbet with short bread and some coolie mango sauce" as they dug into the dessert the fruity taste hit their mouth "my god, this is wonderful, fruity and beautiful" all agreeing by nodding and saying "yes" a smile fell on Hannibal's face "thank you so much, this one made it from scratch just simply beautiful and tasty" circling his thumb around your thigh up towards your pussy you grabbed his wrist and shook your head mouthing "no".

Later that night everyone had gone home just leaving you two both alone once again "finally that's all over and done with" as Hannibal patted his lap for you to sit on it, you felt something hard under you making you throb "I can feel you getting wet sweetheart".

I WILL DIE ON THIS FUCKING HILL

He deserved real help and no one gave it to him. Fuck dr loomis bro

does this blog LOOK like something a sane person would make

some people use religion to give their lives purpose, but i use nbc hannibal instead.

Micheal Myers has nice tits and that's a FACT

bless them slasher fucker writers cause yall are so talented and also helped me to realize I belong to an asylum