Fanfiction Truly Being The Savior For Everyones Sanity

“we need to teach media literacy in schools” guys was i really the only person paying attention in english class bffr

“your characters need to be likeable” allow me to introduce you to the very worst guy who ever lived

Sometimes I open Ao3 as one would a fridge in the middle of the night. Hungry, but not willing to commit to anything that is in there and hopping a miracle will make something new and appetising appear out of thin air if only I close it and open again.

Mentre leggevo un po' e mi perdevo nei ricordi, mi son imbattuto in uno che mi ha fatto ridere adesso come allora.

Metro di Napoli, direzione Fuorigrotta.

Due ragazzi seduti affianco a me discutono:

A: oh, te si' sturiat aaa relazione ee Grassmann??

B: chiiiii?

A: GRASSMANN!!!

B: ....(faccia perplessa)...

A: ma comm, chill ca' serv pe' calcola' aaa dimension!!

B: AAA DIMENSION????

Al che, spazientito e molto irritato per la palese ignoranza del collega e per il fatto che non avesse studiato, nonostante all'inizio avesse affermato il contrario, si alza all'inpiedi, mani a V sul pube, ed esclama:

EEE, A DIMENSION EE STU' CAZZ!

Ovviamente i vicini di posto, tra cui io, che facevano fatica a trattenere una risata.

We failed as a society when everyone stopped wearing headphones.

Something that I drew in February to finish in August for Vegito Day

So I’ve been teaching 6th grade since January, and one thing about my female students which made me upset to realize is how many of them are obsessed with skincare. I've heard the girls in my class discussing the EYE CREAM they use. Like tf you mean eye cream? You're ELEVEN!!! I'm a decade older than you and have never even touched eye cream!! The most skincare a middle schooler needs is cleanser and moisturizer, maybe some acne cream. Who tf is selling you all this other stuff? Who tf told you you needed all this?

It hurts me to see. Their brains are too young for these types of insecurities 😭 no 11 year old girl should be obsessed with wrinkles, I wanna beat tf out of whatever tiktoker made them believe they needed skin that perfect

A 4th century CE statue of Aphroditos. Her cock wards off evil spirits. Reblog to rid your blog of evil spirits.

Ruri, Kinro and Sai, in unison: As older siblings, we can confirm we are the backbone of society and deserve financial compensation.