“this Pillow Works Better If Your A Back Sleeper” Bitch I’m A Rotisserie Chicken Sleeper I Don’t

me whenever ron's unnecessarily mean to some rando (never his friends, bc he's loyal like that) for fun: she just wanna party [shrugs] aint nothin wrong with that

it hurts when you're still what's considered a child, but you've stopped wanting, stopped dreaming . . . because it's all too much . . . too much of what you can't, and will never have.

i am utterly disappointed in who i have become. i wanted to be someone better, someone important, someone beautiful. but instead i waste space, i waste time and i burden the people i love. this isnt the future i had in mind for myself and i know its too late. i’ll never get that future i dreamed of as a child.

There are two types of bros

there is an interesting tension to be had when both the malfoy and weasley families have been sorted into their respective hogwarts house for generations upon generations, and we come to find that despite surface-level appearances: draco isn't the most slytherin of slytherins, and ron isn't the most gryffindor of gryffindors

i also do the thing where i'm a famous youtuber/streamer making a rant video or casually talking about all my traumas while playing a random game

did you at least kiss the brick before you threw it at my head

canon klance is rly good food for miserable people (me). they both definitely loved each other at some point but there's no guarantee those timelines ever crossed. they were teenagers in the middle of an intergalactic war. almost all they knew was that they felt something towards each other, and the easiest way to deal with it was invent hatred between them. they spat in each other's faces and then turned around and uttered praise in thr softest voices imaginable. they sat in front of a sunset and talked about how much they cared for one another, and then never really spoke again. lance's first love dies and he never gets over it. who the hell knows what keith got up to. the war ends and they still don't know what to do about one another. their lines cross over and over and over again but they never stay intertwined. does anyone have a gun

should i make an intro post T^T

so much work . . . what if i just remain mysterious . . . my name is veris or veri, i obsess over things, im bi and use whatever pronouns are the funniest for the context . .

keeping sirius alive in my fic just to make him a fucking wreck in the bg core✨

so real, sometimes i think abt the bizarre workings of the magical system in the hp universe and barely resist the urge to start writing abt chemistry to justify all the nonsensical rules . .

like holy shit just make them kiss and share traumas with e/o they don't need to have an academic debate rn bc someone cast an aguamenti

i need to read more academic articles to make my yaoi more insane

hear me out, ron is better fit for draco than hermione is #ronstaninhermionestanfield

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