Did I Tell U Guys I Got Into An Argument On Twitter Bc I Said Foxes Are Dogs And Someone Tried To Bring

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

Bonus points if their “evil” plans actually benefit more people than they harm, but the media either doesn’t connect the dots or purposely misrepresents them

That old apartment building with a scummy landlord? Evacuate the block, steal everything from it, then knock it down

That company the exploits workers? Their delivery trucks mysteriously never make it to their stores and they have to shut down, local charities start getting random donations of brand new items

That one racist/homophobic/generally awful politician? Killed on their way to work, with no other casualties

Things that are deliberately not accidents, but that people slowly start realizing are actually more positive than negative

i thought of a cool evil villain:

their entire philosophy is "there cannot be good without evil, and the world is too good, so i'll be the evil"

they say that they do this for fun, with the excuse being that they have to "maintain the balance"

they're actually quite kind and compassionate; their evil plans are specially engineered to never actually cause any life-threatening problems

HONK!!!

Honk and you will see this

I assume it is a symbol of light. You can only see this when you honk nothing else. I don’t see anyone use this yet.

the little girl i was looking after today was so effortlessly funny and she didn't even know it. she wanted me to play "holidays" with her, which i assumed was a game where you pretend to be going on holiday - and it technically was, except her version mostly consisted of roleplaying being stuck in a traffic jam on the way to the airport

oh no the horrors-

wait hang on. it’s past 9 pm. false alarm, i cannot trust the horrors

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

a list of some cool features to add to splatoon ocs

canon (we’ve seen at least one canon character with these features):

Multiple colored tentacles (either individually or as a gradient)

different ear shapes

piercings, including tentacle piercings

dyed fingertips

different teeth shapes

scarred tentacles

dried or fried tentacles

deny them of their eyebrows

unnatural skin tones

facial hair

tattoos

unable to change form

different eye mask shapes

inspiration drawn from real squid and octopus species

extra or missing tentacles

making them a different animal entirely - splatoon characters aren’t limited to just inklings and octolings! Make your oc a type of fish, an anemone, an urchin, a shellfish, an octarian or a salmonid! (Or maybe something else entirely)

non-canon (as in, we’ve never seen characters with these features)

Scars from ink

ink-colored markings/visible chromatophores

shaped tentacle spots or suction cups

(I wanted this part of the list to be longer but I can’t think of any more atm lol)

if you have more ideas for either canon or non canon features, feel free to share them! :)

ms paint study from 2021

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

i have hired this fucking thing to stare at you