I’ve Had It With This Metal Ping Pong Ball

TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

It has just occurred to me that I want Daniel Radcliffe in a shitty robe to play Mr D... I don't know why... It just feels right....

This is the funniest joke I’ve ever made 

It seems this far 2020 has been a bitch to everyone except star wars community. We're really getting the cake.

🎶 Dancing, dancing, dancing’s not a crime         unless you do it without me 🎶

Now I'm a little afraid

I've just realized that in all Star Wars franchise wasn't a pair, that had a happy ending. Honestly almost all of them died! There are only two characters left. I am scared for R2-D2 and C3PO

sick of star wars theories. if you’re not here to talk about hondo ohnaka being a form of immortal chaos god manifested by the force then get out of my sight

damn i didnt realise the gonchin scene was so divisive? like ok maybe its a bit tonally dissonant but the music slaps

nothing compares to the calendar on this site. flat fuck friday. the halloween post that always shows up mid july. you see four anime girls and immediately know what day of the week it is. on the ides of march we all wake up and clown on some guy who got stabbed two thousand years ago. last week we celebrated down with cis day. I can’t wait for ever given and nov 5th anniversary memes. anyways have a lovely neil banging out the tunes day

Y’ALL THE WAIT TO FIX THE SUEZ CANAL IS SO LONG THAT EVERYONE IS JUST GOING THE FUCK AROUND THE ENTIRE CONTINENT OF AFRICA AGAIN