Batman sitting on the Batmobile: You need to watch your fighting stand Robin, when we get back–
Batman: You're not Robin.
Cosplayer very much terrified, who hadn't had the courage to tell who he was when a 6'0ft tall man dressed as a bat dragged him into the batmobile:
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Tim in a Uber on his way to a comic con along with a bunch of other teenagers: I sense I made a mistake somehow.
The British public: I can ignore mass sleaze, corruption, homophobia, sexism, blaming the victims of Grenfell tower, letting migrants drown and then criminalising lifeboats forming trying to save them, criminalising basically any form of political protest by banning any “annoying protests”, constant breaking of own COVID rules, not taking action against the systematic and violent misogyny in the police force, mismanaging the pandemic so that the country had the worst death count in Europe, the prime minister saying “let the bodies pile up in their thousands”, a terrible brexit deal, caring more about statues than BLM protesters, consistently voting to starve children, profiting of Saudi Arabia’s war crimes in Yemen, constant breaking of international law, lying to illegally pirogue parliament, still illegally occupying the Chagos islands, tax evasion, the foreign secretary holidaying while hundreds die in Afghanistan, literal eugenics from a political advisor, breaking international human rights laws with a bill that enables the government to revoke the right of Citizenship of immigrants arbitrarily but I draw the line at having an office party when I wasn’t allowed to.
genuinely from the bottom of my heart i wish every single one of you peace love joy and happiness for not only 2022 but for the rest of your lives.
someone in the UK threw eggs at Charles and was arrested and has been banned from openly carrying eggs in public and has since been sent death threats but their statement on the matter was so fucking good
Dean: Secrets are a huge deal! How dare you not tell us about the snake! YOU’RE DEAD TO ME.
Cas: Bitch, you just locked OUR SON in a fucking angel box without even shooting me a text. GTFOH.
the holy grail
learning about the humanities and sciences side by side will do crazy things to your brain thats why they want you to pay all your money to get a shitty business degree . t.o limit your power. so instead it is your duty to read as many wikipedia pages as you can
ITS FUCKIN OVER. ITS OVER. DONE. THATS IT. THE END OF AN ERA WHAT THE FUCK R WE GON DO NOW
When I heard, “On your left.”
“We will not blame him for the crimes of his ancestors if he relinquishes the royal rights of his ancestors; but as long as he claims their rights, by virtue of descent, then, by virtue of descent, he must shoulder the responsibility for their crimes.”
— James Connolly, on the visit of George V to Ireland
it's honestly so bizarre to be told by your government, employers and educators that you are in mourning. "britain has been so shaken by this profound loss that everything has been put at a standstill" is just being blared on every tv station in the vain hope of making it come true. she was ninety fucking six!