High-key Agree That People Come By To Whoop Kaiman's Ass For The Shit Kai Pulled (Understandable Tbh)

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want to write this at some point, no time rn

“How could you?” “I can expla-“ “No, I don’t mean morally. Logistically how could you even pull something like this off?”

AITA for trying to eat my landlord's fancy takeout?

So my [523 F] sisters [498 F/492 F]and I are fully stay-at-home, and our landlord [530 M] brings us most of our groceries. Now things have been tight recently and so we only have grocery runs about once a month, and last night was one of these. Our house has a pretty clearly delineated men's half and women's half, so when we saw the food [21M] in our rooms we assumed it had been left there for us. But then our landlord burst in with our groceries and started screaming and shouting and getting really violent about the idea that we would touch his special treat after he'd forbidden it and just carrying on and told us to get out (this was our room, keep in mind). And I guess I had known that he had ordered fancy takeout, but it wasn't like it was labeled or anything, and it's not like there wasn't plenty to go around. His reaction just seemed really uncalled for. AITA?

hell yeah happy DOROHEDORO day!!

I had a dream where it was announced that Dorohedoro season two was coming out on June 30, and i got super excited because A) that's much sooner that I expected, and B) thats Kaiman's birthday. and then I thought, is it weird that i have his birthday memorized enough to recall it in a dream, but i couldn't tell you the exact date of most of my friend's birthdays? I might have a problem...

anyway i was super disappointed when i checked the announcements this morning. no drhdr season two on Kaiman's birthday :(

this was too funny not to reblog

Aym and Baal negotiate dinner

Seras Victoria

My friend wanted a good image of Seras to use as wallpaper so I made one for him UwU

Biger one in my Ko-fi

love love love this someone write a fic

Fuck it, Vlad in the modern day Headcanons

- Calls every technological appliance with a screen a "pad" because Seras showed him an IPad first.

- He was shocked to know he has so much stuff written about him, and absolutely delighted about it.

- Enraptured by the idea of a grocery store. Doesn't understand why there's hungry people when there's so much food available. (No he doesn't know what a "Marx" is)

- Got a bit scared about headphones at first, denied it entirely. Prefers to listen to music on full speaker, much to Integra's frustration.

- Cries watching movies. Tries to play it off.

- Broke a phone because he wanted to understand how it worked. Got in trouble.

- Doesn't understand how a car works for the life of him. Likes the idea though, even if he misses his horse.

- Has to be physically dragged out of libraries, (all kinds of) stores and jewelry shops.

- Whenever they visit a city he insists on visiting the local church. Opinions vary, and Seras and Integra find him a bit snobbish.

- Finds modern clothes a bit boring, really wants a cape again.

- Once saw someone being unruly in the street and confronted them, leading to a physical fight. (He won, but also got in trouble again for breaking 8 bones in their body)

- Looks forward to movie night each week. Really into historical dramas/war movies and, surprisingly, animated films.

- "Seras what's a DILF"

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