So Can We Start Hunting Down White Liberals Now Or What

TODAY I FUCKING REALIZED DICKS DISCOWING SUIT IS PRONOUNCED DISCO-WING

IVE BEEN PRONOUNCING IT DIS-COW-ING THE ENTIRE FUCKING TIME

GUESS WHO JUST LOST 200 WORDS AND NOW HAS TO FIND A NEW WRITING SOFTWARE

YUP ITS ME PLZ GIVE ME SOFTWARE RECS

[ The Batfamily out at a stand up comedy event in Metropolis. ]

Comedian: Where are you all from?

Bruce: Gotham.

Comedian: I’m sorry.

Bruce, a little louder: Gotham.

Comedian: No, I heard. I’m just sorry.

the hopeless romantic writer urge to write an orchestra kid x rock band kid fic bc I'm in an orchestra and there's this guy who is being kind to me so now I'm in love

things that have happened since Duke got taken into the Batfam:

everyone takes off their shoes when they enter the manor (Alfred is thrilled)

there is now a pouch in everyone's utility belt/inventory for lotion, Vaseline, and chapstick

an adult shouts "no running in the house!" and/or "either you're inside or outside!" to Damian and Jon at least once a week

"you smell like outside" is followed by a literal fire hose spraydown

someone has gotten woken up early on a Saturday/Sunday by loud music and the smell of lemon cleaning chemicals (Alfred is thrilled)

Damian is "twelve" everytime they go to a movie theater or amusement park

Bruce, Dick, Barbara, and Steph have been told to "just bring drinks" to the family cookouts

opinions from fic readers

Hello! I am currently writing a DC oc insert fic that follows the oc's life leading up to and after joining the justice league. I have already decided that because everything is from his perspective and English is his 4th language that the reader also has to struggle to understand what people are saying to him in English and then as his English improves both he and the reader understand what other people are saying better.

My question is similarly along these lines. The biggest way that he deals with the traumatic events throughout the story is with memory loss. Specifically centered around the events that led to him gaining his powers. From a reader's perspective would you rather read everything that happens and have an omniscient view or have the exact same view as the character and only learn more as his memories resurface?

Guys if the Crows were in an orchestra what instruments would they play? Here my thinkings:

Kaz: either concert master (violin in charge) or timpani (highest paid player)

Inej: cello

Nina: french horn

Jesper: trombone

Wylan: flute (duh)

Mattias: bass

Kuwei: guest alto saxophone that is only there for one piece

Heskall: conductor

Pleaaase let me know your thoughts 🙏

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My partner critiques my fics in memes, I felt this on a very personal level.

Face Masks from Common Botanicals

In honour of national face mask day, according to a promotional spam email i got from L*sh hawking their overpriced hippy bs, Here’s a little master list of shit I’ve whipped up and tested on my very own face. I am perpetually broke and anxious about shopping in busy places, so I’ve applied my knowledge of medicinal herbs and foraging to DIY skincare with great success.

I have normal to dry skin that often gets sun and wind burnt, with some scarring, and plenty of bug bites from being outdoors so much so I’ve formulated them mostly to help with that.

This is basically just a rundown of some unexpected herbal ingredients and then a simple method of choosing which ones to blend for what purpose, the ins and outs of their specific preparation, and a few formulas that I swear by. I intend to add and edit this a few times over the season.

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K-Kanej?

The defeated and bloodied king was chained to kneel in front of his enemy and he says weakly: "Is my wife still alive?" His enemy nodded. "You fools," he said smirking, and the king starts laughing as the sounds of explosions getting closer shake the room.