trans!Wilson doing frantic anxious research at work about how to suck dick because he's only ever been with cis women and he's now about to hook up with House for the first time tonight
meanwhile House is also a trans man and is having a lot of fun watching Wilson try to memorise all 34 tips and tricks for a mind-blowing blowjob listicle from some shitty website (Wilson is about to get a stern email from HR about what he's not allowed to google on the hospital computers)
The Canary in his coal mine
YUMMY ART
wild life has been such a source of inspo to me, recently my art has been a lot of IMPROVE IMPROVE IMPROVE that it’s nice to slow down and just have fun with my art again!! take some scar and lizzie (and a tiny tim) as an offering!!
(btw reposting my art helps it tons lalala idrc about this post tho)
A s t r a l P r o j e c t i o n
something something Patron Saints
Didn’t wanna post them all at the same time, so have the character selects for now!
I can’t with last life, I am rewatching scar’s POV and I’m literally crying 😭😭😭 his pov was so sad for now reason?!?!? he only had alliances from actual CONTRACTS and no real friends EVER. he was cheated out of people just for the POSSIBILITY of having real friends and alliances 🙁I can’t with this stupid block game
I drew the entire gang :333
HOT TAKE ABOUT THE MINECRAFT MOVIE!!!
Okay so at face value the movie was dogshit, the pacing was TERRIBLE and SUPER anticlimactic but why arent we talking about how the shittyness added to the whole experience? Like i dont think ive laughed that hard EVER at a movie. The intro especially got me giggling up a storm
And the AUDIENCE!!! I went at 7:30 and there were maybe 2 people below the age of 12. We were all clapping and screaming the lines from the trailer and the whole audience went APE SHIT over chicken jockey.
AND THE UNEXPECTED GAY YAOI?? JACK BLACK RIDING AND 69ING JASON MOMOA WAS UNEXPECTED AND ABSOLUTELY HILLARIOUS. LIKE THE UNRIDLED ROMANTIC TENSION WAS CRAZY.
Look. If you want to see this movie go with friends and take NOTHING seriously. if you are over 18 get drunk and go! 10/10 humor 2/10 plot
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