Smolsnoozes - Willow

now that i’ve hit 13k+ and i’m barely ~40% done with this current big fic, i’m wondering if i should rethink how i upload

usually i end up dropping 10k+ fics in one big tumblr post which tumblr was really not designed to do. i was thinking maybe once i start posting this i could make a masterpost with all the chapters, and have it update periodically (one chapter per week, etc) as opposed to one big upload

and ofc it would also be crossposted to ao3 shortly after it drops on tumblr. in that case do y’all care if it’s in ao3 chapters or a oneshot?

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How to Fall Asleep In Their Arms

Calm down, this is a peaceful and relaxing setting. No need to worry.

Don’t forget to breathe, this is important, you don’t want to seem dead. It might worry them.

Listen to their heartbeat, yours will sync up with it sooner or later. This will calm you even more.

Pay attention to their breathing, like the heartbeats, yours will sync with theirs at some point.

Get comfortable, they love you and wouldn’t let anything hurt you. You’re safe here.

Shut your eyes. You don’t need to see what’s going on in the world anymore. You’re safe here.

Try to tune out the background noise around you. Nothing else in the world matters aside from the two of you in this moment. You’re safe here.

Drift off to sleep. They’ve got you, you’ll be fine. You’re safe here.

Don’t wake up. You don’t need to leave. You’re safe here.

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