The Au You Never Knew You Wanted:

The au you never knew you wanted:

Suburban Batfam

Batfam goes undercover to infiltrate the community of a suburban neighbourhood in hopes of discovering a secret society

Everyone (mainly Tim and Dami) argue over who gets the biggest room

Bruce gets it because it’s the master suite

When the fam moves in, their next-door neighbours give them cookies

The neighbours seem a little too nice, so nobody touches them at first

Except for Tim, who wasn’t there when it happened

He thought Damian was a little too eager when he offered some to him, but he ate them anyway

“Why are you eating the cookies? I thought you said they were too suspicious.”

“I offered them to Drake the other day and he hasn’t keeled over yet, so I deduced that they were safe for consumption.”

The neighbours across the street are very nosey and (in damian’s opinion) ask too many questions

He’s as suspicious of them as they are curious about the batfam

When asked about why their dad isn’t seen much, the boys shrug and say that he works the night shift and saves lives

Damian feeds all of the neighbourhood cats, strays or otherwise.

He slowly amasses an army of cats

Selina approves of it. Bruce? Not so much.

He still pays for the cat food though

Jason acquires a dog somehow

Dick feels like he takes better care of it and that it should be his

Tim disagrees

It’s still up for debate

Damian eventually convinces Bruce to let him bring Titus over as well

Duke and the girls come over every other weekend for family night

They receive noise complaints every time

Due to a fight between Dami and Tim, the tv is broken and mario kart is officially banned from the house

One of Damian’s cats has a litter of kittens and everyone secretly thinks they’re adorable (except Dick, who readily says it to anyone who will listen)

Jason sneaks off to play with them when nobody’s looking

Bruce is no better

Nobody really knows how to cook except for Dick

It’s more like he can boil things and use the oven without catching anything on fire, but still

Jay can too, but nobody needs to know that

And maybe Bruce, but he’s too busy to cook

Dami can only cook eggs

He tries

Alfred visits every now and then to make sure nobody’s burnt down the house and drops off various sweets

His consideration is greatly appreciated

Tim isn’t allowed anywhere near the oven since the 2nd time he caught it on fire

Tim befriends a group of moms and speed walks with them every morning to hear about the latest gossip

Sometimes it helps with the investigation

Sometimes there are rumours about Bruce

Sometimes they’re true

Tim laughs them off while internally freaking out

“Did you hear?” -Kelly

“Hear what?” -Janet

“There’s a rumour going around that *Bruce Wayne* is living in our neighbourhood.” -Kelly

“No way!” -Janet

“Yes way!“ -Kelly

"Heheheh, what a crazy rumour, right? There’s *no way* somebody like Bruce would move to our modest neighbourhood.” -Tim, sweating nervously

They were invited to a cook-out pool party once.

Somehow, Jason caught the pool on fire

Never again were they invited to such an occasion.

Everybody keeps forgetting that Alfred isn’t around and consequently, forget to do chores

One time the dishes piled up so high, they collapsed on poor Damian

Bruce had to devise a chore chart to make sure everybody did their part in keeping the house relatively nice looking

Dick dog sat for one of their neighbours once and their daughter watched him through their security cameras.

She has a crush on him now & is a little stalker-y.

Things Batman Taught

I finally read the The Target. For anyone not familiar with this title, it heralds back to the Officer Grayson days. Dick is setup to take the fall for some dirty cops of the Blüdhaven PD and adopts the identity The Target to clear his name name for Reasons.

I came across this gem:

That’s right. They practiced throwing guns. As confirmed by Nightwing (1996) #33:

It called to mind another gun-throwing identity of Dick Grayson’s.

Flash forward to the New 52.

That’s right, Agent 37. Was is pure coincidence Agent 8 mentioned guns and targets? Or was it an Easter Egg?

Who could forget his iconic theme song?

His fellow agents may have given him grief over his choice of gun handling, but apparently Dick had lots of practice hurling those bad boys.

Finding these references is like undercovering buried treasure to me. I get way to much pleasure from it. Has anyone else found any good links from the old to the new like this?

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snowcatwhiteangel

6 years ago

Edward Elric: *breathes*

Roy Mustang: I would die for you.

Riza Hawkeye: Can you stop w/ this shit honestly Colonel.

Also Riza Hawkeye: ...

*glances at Ed for like 0.2 seconds*

*whispers* I would die for you

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snowcatwhiteangel

6 years ago

The Hollow - Mira

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snowcatwhiteangel

6 years ago

Jason: I like big butts and I cannot lie, no other brother can deny-

Tim: For a great low rate you can get online, go to The General and save some time!

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snowcatwhiteangel

6 years ago

BOI

I watched a play through of this and it was a Lot better than I expected. ;v; Recently, I got Photoshop CC and wanted to play around with the brushes so I drew these two! It’s Kratos and his smol son Atreus. <3

And I do realize that I accidentally swapped Krato’s hands: he’s supposed to hold the axe in his right and shield on the left, but I flipped the canvas a lot and got confused lol.

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snowcatwhiteangel

6 years ago

Can we please stop the White Feminist™ idea that naked = empowered?

Because I had to watch the Muslim girl in my history class lucture the class on Islam’s treatment of women and why she wears her hijab to feel closer to god, because some new girl in our class tried to coerce her into taking it off, and then proceeded to try to take it off her.

I made sure she was alright after class and she told me she’s used to it. I. Got. Pissed. Because this sweet girl is used to other people trying to rip her hijab off. I’m not Muslim, but from what I understand, that’s like being used to people trying to rip your shirt off of you.

Also, this idea doesn’t just threaten and offend Muslim women and girls. Because a lot of women and afab people don’t like being naked. It’s not empowering to them, it’s demeaning. For example, I don’t like being naked, because I just don’t feel comfortable with it. But still, my family still forces me to wear bikinis to the beach and thinks I’m self conscious just because I don’t want to wear the least amount of clothes possible.

So, in summary:

Destroy the White Feminist™ idea that Naked = Empowered

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snowcatwhiteangel

6 years ago