Sokka, Chucking His Boomerang At Zuko: VIBE CHECK.

Not Going Anywhere

Something different! I watched FMAB earlier this year, and have been self-indulgently rewatching my favorite episodes lately. I know, I was HELLA late to the party, @elsie-mcclay convinced me to watch it (thanks for beta-reading by the way, queen) and I fell in love with the characters. More specifically, Roy Mustang and his not so subtle love for Riza, his amusing turned extremely depressing friendship with one Maes Hughes, and his acting as a parental figure to a very short, very outspoken alchemist. The last of these is what I chose to write about. If you like this and want to potentially see more FMA stuff, please tell me what you think, since I’ve never written for these characters before. I hope you enjoy!

In which Ed and Roy are both idiots who will do anything to save someone in danger, especially if that person is someone they care about. And they stop being stubborn long enough to admit that maybe they do care if the other were to die.

Roy sighed, and checked his watch once more. He didn’t know why it surprised him that Fullmetal was late, again.

He had half a mind to go out for a drink and make the kid wait once he did decide to show up. See how the Fullmetal Alchemist liked having his patience tested.

But as a superior officer, Roy knew he couldn’t do something so childish, even if it would be nice to get some payback. Besides, Riza— Lieutenant Hawkeye, that is —would undoubtedly lecture him about responsibility and slacking off… again.

He didn’t really feel up to dealing with that, or the kid’s wrath today.

Luckily, Roy was saved from his boredom and growing irritation at his most determined yet most vexing subordinate by the phone ringing.

He opened his mouth to answer it with a smirk on his lips, which died when he realized that he automatically expected Hughes’ cheery voice to be the one that answered him, gushing about his lovely wife and adorable daughter.

Roy took a deep breath, feeling suddenly as if a heavy weight rested on his lungs. He hoped it would be the Lieutenant on the phone.

No such luck.

“Yes?” Roy said into the receiver, feeling no need for pleasantries anymore.

There was a moment of silence, and Roy heard what sounded like someone trying to catch their breath on the other line. Then—

“Colonel?”

As much as he hated to admit it, the voice of the young alchemist actually did put him in a better mood. He really had gone soft, huh? “Ah, Fullmetal! Finally decided to call in, have you? You’re already over fifteen minutes late, even worse than last—”

“Colonel.”

The Elric brothers interrupted him all the time, but the urgency in the kid’s voice was definitely new. He sounded… scared? When was the last time he’d heard either of them sound like that?

Roy was instantly on alert. “What’s wrong? What happened?”

The kid huffed a short laugh. “You’re gonna hate this,” he muttered. “I know I do. I’m… I think I might need your help.”

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Iron Husbands and their Spider Son. Give me your best headcanons. Go!

YEAH BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Before we jump into this wholesome headcanon

I need you to know that Peter 100% has an iron man onsie just so he can match with rhodey and tony 

and he calls them ‘Ironfamily’

and goes around the house saying “IRONFAMILY…. ASSEMBLE”

great now that we got that out of the way

IRONHUSBANDS AND THEIR SPIDERSON

the three of them are huge science nerds (duh)

so guess what they do on the weekends?

THAT’S RIGHT THEY GO TO SCIENCE EXPOS

SO MANY SCIENCE EXPOS

and robot fighting clubs 

they even do their own robot fighting competitions at home

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Art by Liberal Jane

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

Edward Elric: *breathes*

Roy Mustang: I would die for you.

Riza Hawkeye: Can you stop w/ this shit honestly Colonel.

Also Riza Hawkeye: ...

*glances at Ed for like 0.2 seconds*

*whispers* I would die for you

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I watched a play through of this and it was a Lot better than I expected. ;v; Recently, I got Photoshop CC and wanted to play around with the brushes so I drew these two! It’s Kratos and his smol son Atreus. <3

And I do realize that I accidentally swapped Krato’s hands: he’s supposed to hold the axe in his right and shield on the left, but I flipped the canvas a lot and got confused lol.

How to train your boy

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FMA Characters as Modern Family Gifs

Edward Elric:

Alphonse Elric:

Ling Yao:

Riza Hawkeye:

Winry Rockbell:

Roy Mustang:

team mustang everyday:

Olivier Armstrong:

Bonus: Father on the promised day (after no planning at all):