Every Dog Has His Price

"We have come here to kick ass and chew mountain oysters... and we're all out of oysters"

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!

I love all y'all on here fr!

Although this is for Jaci, this is also me saying Happy Valentine's Day to everyone in the fc5 Fandom that is still hanging around, creating and interacting. God bless all of y'all, I was going to make a Sharky Boshaw card, but I didn't have time. Again, I hope everyone had a good Valentine's Day. 💐❤️💝💗

Special shout out to my pals that talk jaci and fc5 literally every day: @pande-monty-um @peggiepratt @blindedlamb @trashboyo3891 @somepersonyan

Father, into your hands I commend my spirit Father, into your hands Why have you forsaken me? In your eyes forsaken me In your thoughts forsaken me In your heart forsaken me, oh

mansplain (staci) manipulate (jacob) malewife (both?!)

Junior(?) Deputy Seed

Based on this post.

don’t mind me, just checking a hypothesis.

only lil shits bring pepsi

Staci Bratt & Co.

With great pleasure, I present to you the collection of my Far Cry 5 mods, dedicated to the best boi Staci Bratt.

The mods include

Charlie Hunnam loading screen replacer

"Have You Seen Him" arcade poster replacer

Seeds' outfits for Staci (Brother Staci, Strong Staci, Daddy Staci)

Braid for adding +1000 to Staci's attractiveness

Staci's outfit for Weak Jacob

It is recommended that Strong Staci and Weak Jacob be used together for the ultimate toxic-ship experience.

You were sayin'?

On second thought, I present to you the concept of the tyrannic TA and his unfortunate professor

like what you see, Hakob?

Hey Mr. Officer

Prett: "Hey there, pretty lady"