God The Fags You Put On Earth To Fuck Nasty Are Barely Getting By

do you want the world to explode, chuuya? :( i dont think so

Someone compared moldo to Jesus (hecame back to life) when trying to find out if his trial would count as murder or attempted murder

(They eventually determined it would be murder)

Things that happened in chemistry today:

1. Teacher said this weekend was better than any weekend he'd ever had

Why? He took his baby to this gymnastics thingy (valid)

This was rated better than:

1. When he beat an American record in pole vaulting

2. When he played in Germany for American pole vaulting

3. His wedding

4. When he took said baby home for the first time

2. A mole went 'missing' for st.patricks day

3. Said mole is apparently named Moledo (Like waldo)

4. Teacher apparently lets Moledo go out at night to catch worms n shit

5. Moledo is dead. He was murdered.

Teacher said his goodbyes to Moledo

We couldn't hear him cause he was in the courtyard and we were in the halls

6. We were sent to investigate Moledos death

7. We were the only class to sprint (If we collected the evidence cards in under 7 min we got extra credit)

RIP Moledo

He will be missed 😔

My ancestors watching me not having an allowance/not knowing proper etiquette: Peasent bitch

My flexing my head still being attached: Fuck you too lmao

Things I have said to myself whilst writing an essay:

I cant call him a faggot (DW I CAN SAY IT IM GAY) because he is a genius who is also my ancestor- *Went to check biography for info on his love life* FUCK and I should not disrespect the dead but BY GOD do I want to

Man I would not survive without google. I Couldnt imagine having to go through a dictionary- shit no wrong one. The one with synonyms... Th...... something Thochuary Thoturary. (It was a thesaurus)

Therios (Its that one word pronounces theer ees) (its fucking late) (ASnd I hate key

borafs)

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whoever decided discord file size limit should be 10mb must be put in the pillory in the town square and have tomatoes and other rotten items thrown at them

Hey mama 😏

who is she

Me rn frfr

baby wants smoko

No cause like

Every time he does something wrong in front of Atsushi, he always play it off??

And finds someone else to blame??

Like he refuses to put any blame on himself

And it's not even with Atsushi alone

Even Chuuya and Akutagawa, he tries to claim he didn't mean it/did it out of kindness????

(Don't have any proof, but I'm sure if I went looking I could find some rlly easily)

It had to be the headmaster because Dazai would never willingly show Atsushi how he abused Akutagawa because he's too addicted to Atsushi looking at him like he was a good person

So I went to my first Con last Saturday, here's the pics of my spoils! (No pics from actual con yet, I broke my phone and am still trying get all my old photos back ;^;)

FeiXiao poster! (Honkai Star Rail) (By @yu._.art on insta)

Chuuya Poster (BSD), Arlecchino Poster (Genshin), and Mavuika pin (Genshin)! (All by @maxlingorange on Instagram)

Shocked Cat plush that I have (not so) lovingly named Dazai

ENBEE

Lil Dice Snake (D20 is removable!) (Also say hi to Tripp or he will cry)

Cool amethyst (My birthstone/favorite stone)

Choco Strawberry Eevee! (alchemyartgroup.com)

The rewards from a Hoyo themed scavenger hunt! (Cards are Brim Hatter & Kumquatt Tea, both on insta) (The artists involved are @akibirds , @natsumiclub, @yu._.art, @kumquatt_tea, & @brim_hatter, all on insta)

(PART 1!!!! CHECK REPLIES/PROFILE FOR THE REST)