Sophisticated123 - Sofi

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Crack concept: When Atsushi got cut in half part of him remained in the airport and just grows into another Atsushi.

Akutugawa’s just staring in disbelief and Fyodor’s completely losing his cool because you’re supposed to be dead!

And Atsushi 2.0 is just like man you tried to kill my partner and won’t give me shoes? Rude.

Atsushi the original stands in the 4th dimension missing half his body like well that’s inconvenient.

Atsushi: Kunikida? I mixed redbull with coffee and now I can see sounds, should I worry?

Kunikida: Atsushi, I swear to god-

Chuuya: There’s no way that’s real.

Adam: I’m afraid it is.

Chuuya:…Shirase!

Shirase: What’s up?

Chuuya: When you were in England did an alarm go off to tell you it was tea time?

Adam catches Shirase’s eye from behind Chuuya and nods his head.

Shirase: Oh the tea alarm. Yeah it was weird but eh you get used to it.

Chuuya: You guys never see eye to eye but now you wanna work together? There’s no tea alarm!

Shirase: Hey man believe what you want but that thing is real and kept waking me up in the middle of the night.

Adam: Speaking of…the alarm is blaring.

Chuuya: Even if there was one, which there isn’t you’re in Japan.

Adam: And normally that would exempt me from such a thing but as a superior robot I can be notified when the alarm is going off.

Chuuya: Yeah? Well good luck we don’t have any-

Adam holds up a tea cup.

Chuuya:…tea. Where did you get that?!

Adam: Naturally I am always prepared for such occasions as I am often abroad.

Chuuya: I hate both of you.

Dazai, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what should I name him?

Kunikida: You did WHAT-

Kyouka: William Shakespeare

when spiders put their little pedipalps together

STORMBRINGER THIS THURDAY IM SO EXCITED MY WALLS ARE TORN APART

Yes you

Who? Me?

Reminds me of me☺️